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  1. John Bolton is Wilfred Brimley's lovechild.

    John Bolton is Wilfred Brimley's lovechild.
  2. Thread: Tweets

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    Dear lord, Ralph Nader actually said something...

    Dear lord, Ralph Nader actually said something important (other than his opinion of the Corvair).
  3. Thread: Tweets

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    Shrill

    Shrill
  4. I'm exhausted and it doesn't matter if he wins or...

    I'm exhausted and it doesn't matter if he wins or loses. If we are aiming for clairvoyance, I'll predict that the GOP senators in a stunning move remove Trump from office cheerily embracing...
  5. Restless Legume Syndrome - the quiet killer.

    Restless Legume Syndrome - the quiet killer.
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    I will see your Bangles and raise you ... ...

    I will see your Bangles and raise you ...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSONA1kQQs
  7. Who cares?

    Who cares?
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    They weren't in St Pete. I didn't see very many...

    They weren't in St Pete. I didn't see very many driving across country. Trump supporters have a rational fear of Democrats vandalizing vehicles. Clearly, Democrats don't have the same fear.
  9. Sure there is. The fifth commandment.

    Sure there is. The fifth commandment.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0McuUe-NDI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0McuUe-NDI
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    Lawrence O'Donnell has yet to apologize to...

    Lawrence O'Donnell has yet to apologize to Zimmerman despite repeated lying on national TV about the 911 call in which O'Donnell insisted that Zimmerman used the n-word.

    In fact, none of the...
  12. I concur. I think it has been over-restored. IT's...

    I concur. I think it has been over-restored. IT's like I say about my mom's old house - It has been restored to a glory it never before knew.
  13. If the judge threw it out, then it isn't a...

    If the judge threw it out, then it isn't a credible threat of violence.

    Women are notorious for what they will do when angry. Why is it that the scenario e consider is almost always a man with a...
  14. They think that the jails and prisons are full of...

    They think that the jails and prisons are full of innocent people due to (choose one) • racism • classism • xenophobia. So in their minds , releasing suspects equates to releasing innocent people.
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    Walmart gets the dregs. Which is not to say that...

    Walmart gets the dregs. Which is not to say that all Walmart employees are dregs; but a lot of them are. This is the problem with these noble gestures: there are employees who aren't orth $15/hr and...
  16. I would be much more concerned if my 13 year old...

    I would be much more concerned if my 13 year old daughter came home with a tattoo on her face. Dysphoria is the natural state of adolescents. The goal is to get them through with as little lasting...
  17. Billy Jingo- AT this point what is the amendment...

    Billy Jingo- AT this point what is the amendment a remedy for?
  18. Why would it take effect "two years after...

    Why would it take effect "two years after ratification"? How long does it take to stop doing something?
  19. Crazy isn't a medical term. Many types of mental...

    Crazy isn't a medical term. Many types of mental dysfunction are tolerated and accommodated, including some which are protected under employment law. Most people don't really care if Donald calls...
  20. BOston legal may have thought it was OK for...

    BOston legal may have thought it was OK for Clarence to come to work as Clarisse now and then. Real businesses (other than nightclubs, drag show, and Whole Foods) don't want a 40 year old man with a...
  21. They are activists. Your garden variety...

    They are activists. Your garden variety transperson just wants to go through life with as little drama as possible.
  22. Technology makes a huge difference. If a warrant...

    Technology makes a huge difference. If a warrant were issued in 1950 for a letter between Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, the police would only be allowed to searcch for, identify, and seize that letter....
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    I misunderstood the question as asking for 2020...

    I misunderstood the question as asking for 2020 but I think my answer works either way.



    Sanders/Warren

    1- Sanders is the only viable candidate who hasn't thrown Single Payer under the bus....
  24. Thread: Meme

    by Novaheart
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    Now THAT"S funny!

    Now THAT"S funny!
  25. To the best of my knowledge the Nazis were not...

    To the best of my knowledge the Nazis were not themselves Jewish, whereas the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence were raised in many faiths. Also, the Nazis did not to my knowledge dress up as Jews to...
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    Didn't notice.

    Didn't notice.
  27. Thread: NFL Playoffs

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    Traffic. Noise. Ritts.

    Traffic. Noise. Ritts.
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    I can't quote Alexandria Cortez.

    I can't quote Alexandria Cortez.
  29. And wetter.

    And wetter.
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    That was probably the least ignorant and stupid...

    That was probably the least ignorant and stupid thing she has ever said in a microphone. Yes Alex, and in any other country you would be part of a fringe party. Instead you're crashing someone else's...
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    The other day she was complaining about the fact...

    The other day she was complaining about the fact that she and Joe Biden were in the same party. She said that in any other country they would be in different parties.
  32. Won't building a new power plant cause the island...

    Won't building a new power plant cause the island to tip over?
  33. Boring

    Boring
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    Three members of my family appear to be getting...

    Three members of my family appear to be getting leftist memos delivered to their brains. These are not unintelligent people, so I really don't understand how they can say such stupid shit.
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    The Vergaras of Philadelphia and Palm Beach.

    The Vergaras of Philadelphia and Palm Beach.
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    I oppose mass immigration. David Duke opposes...

    I oppose mass immigration.
    David Duke opposes mass immigration.
    Ergo, Trump is Nigel Farage.
  37. IT's part of the reunification. The Queen will...

    IT's part of the reunification. The Queen will retire the monarchy and the English speaking countries of the world plus Japan and The Philippines, The Argentine and Uruguay, Nigeria and Morocco will...
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    I prefer Saxon.

    I prefer Saxon.
  39. I identify as a female board of directors member.

    I identify as a female board of directors member.
  40. Winner!

    Winner!
  41. Thread: Samoa

    by Novaheart
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    Samoa

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITDY-djWso0
  42. I have never known a secular Jew to express anger...

    I have never known a secular Jew to express anger and contempt toward the Hassidim that everyone seems quite comfortable directing at Christian fringe.
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    Each of the hotel's nine rooms and presidential...

    Each of the hotel's nine rooms and presidential suite includes art by Banksy critiquing Israel's occupation, including its Jewish-only settlements, military checkpoints and extensive surveillance...
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    I've never been called a sweet potato casserole...

    I've never been called a sweet potato casserole before. Now that I am thinking about it, the next time I want to insult my BFF I'll tell him he's a casserole. We tight like that- my favorite thing to...
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    The old gray mare....

    The old gray mare....
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    By "miniature" I meant the 375ml , not the 50ml.

    By "miniature" I meant the 375ml , not the 50ml.
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    Happy new year to both of you.

    Happy new year to both of you.
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    Happy New Year Newfoundland!

    Let it begin
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    I think that if people are arguing about whether...

    I think that if people are arguing about whether I am dead or not, I am so close to it that a few days here or there won't matter. What I fear is poor timing and issuing my surrender too late for...
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    We were truly fortunate to not have to make such...

    We were truly fortunate to not have to make such decisions. My father had the courtesy to simply drop dead one day, to the surprise of all involved. My mother, who wanted desperately to die with...
  51. Yes, that was his point.

    Yes, that was his point.
  52. All websites will move to Kazakstan.

    All websites will move to Kazakstan.
  53. Thread: Desensitized

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    The young ones are lily white, eggshell white,...

    The young ones are lily white, eggshell white, and off white identifying as urban hip while attending colleges that boast lacrosse teams.
  54. Thread: Tweets

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    He lived in Texas, you expected something else?

    He lived in Texas, you expected something else?
  55. Thread: Tweets

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    You've gone downhill since I have "known" you....

    You've gone downhill since I have "known" you. Perhaps you peaked at 17?
  56. Thread: Desensitized

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    Leftists sincerely believe that they are too...

    Leftists sincerely believe that they are too smart to get mugged. Or they think that their zip code will protect them from "criminals" even though "good schools and safe neighborhood" pretty much...
  57. That's true. Fortunately, the French have been...

    That's true. Fortunately, the French have been making leaps and bunds in reprocessing nuclear waste. Unfortunately, France will cease to exist in 37 years, give or take.
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    Traffic

    Traffic
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdbpEy0qdAA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdbpEy0qdAA
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    I did that many years. Not only are you a saint...

    I did that many years. Not only are you a saint for working "so the folks with small children can have off", but you get the bonus time.
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    Screw the coffee, drink the Grand Marnier.

    Screw the coffee, drink the Grand Marnier.
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    THat's why God invented bacon wrapped shrimp.

    THat's why God invented bacon wrapped shrimp.
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    Very nice. Celeste and Miniceleste gave me...

    Very nice. Celeste and Miniceleste gave me wonderful things along with good food and coffee. Then we all went back to being couch potatoes I suspect. I can only vouch for my own couch potatoness.
  64. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-12_Project I'm...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-12_Project

    I'm certain that your memory is better than mine and I always love being put in the position of defending the likes of Glenn Beck.... so can you remind...
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    "when misdemeanors stopped being enforced ...." ...

    "when misdemeanors stopped being enforced ...." um... duh
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    I wonder what prozac does for someone on meth. I...

    I wonder what prozac does for someone on meth. I don't understand meth. I understand stimulants, as a teenager I had a prescription for white crosses, but white crosses made you feel peppy and like...
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    Still.

    Still.
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    I've been watching a number of camping videos. It...

    I've been watching a number of camping videos. It seems a tad ridiculous that some of these people (not survival camping) folks use a flint to start the fire. For my money, a BBQ lighter (or simply a...
  69. If by triggered you mean "amazed at the stupidity...

    If by triggered you mean "amazed at the stupidity of large numbers of otherwise intelligent women paying good money to travel to DC to protest a President who has yet to serve a week in office" ,...
  70. My aunt went to one in Haerinton Dullwere and...

    My aunt went to one in Haerinton Dullwere and really enjoyed it.
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    The year that we got reel to reel tape recorders...

    The year that we got reel to reel tape recorders was pretty special because the idea of a portable tape player was quite new (to us). That would be Christmas 1966, I think.
    ...
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    I don't think I would like bread and lard......

    I don't think I would like bread and lard... HOWEVER, if you fry the bread in the lard that might be horse of a different color.
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    Just out of curiosity, wouldn't Ronsonol be...

    Just out of curiosity, wouldn't Ronsonol be handier?
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    so cool. I have always loved shelter from the...

    so cool. I have always loved shelter from the wind, cold, and rain. My grandmothers' houses had deep porches which made a rainy day a treat. MY friends and I frequented an abandoned 18th century...
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    Oooh! Oooh! Call on me!

    Oooh! Oooh! Call on me!
  76. When I first moved to San Francisco in 1981 or...

    When I first moved to San Francisco in 1981 or so, my friend warned me about panhandlers. I don't think they were called "homeless" back then- they were bums. I was working in nightclubs prior to...
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    YOu know that and I know that, but they...

    YOu know that and I know that, but they themselves believe that they live in a surfer movie set on a fictional warm ocean beach where the Beach Boys can theoretically dig the "French bikinis" ...
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    That was funny.

    That was funny.
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    I can see paying people to leave

    I can see paying people to leave
  80. It seems a little paternalistic as it's applied....

    It seems a little paternalistic as it's applied. It seems to say that if a male and female get drunk and screw, she can't consent but he can. It's all about penetration.
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    You just hate him because he is bwown.

    You just hate him because he is bwown.
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    Three strikes law is in play.

    Three strikes law is in play.
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    An orange peel.

    An orange peel.
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    I counted at least nine shots of liquor, three...

    I counted at least nine shots of liquor, three and a smidge were Grand Marnier. That's a pricey cup of coffee.
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    The Montgomery County police have my BB pistol.

    The Montgomery County police have my BB pistol.
  86. Yea, all which it inherit—shall dissolve, And...

    Yea, all which it inherit—shall dissolve,
    And like this insubstantial pageant faded,
    Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
    As dreams are made on, and our little life
    Is rounded with a...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEjLS0OHWnQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEjLS0OHWnQ
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    That's one of my favorite flashmobs. The little...

    That's one of my favorite flashmobs. The little boy is clearly part of the group, but seems to think that Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are the real thing.
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    I can't remember my favorite gift of all time,...

    I can't remember my favorite gift of all time, but in the running for Best Christmas was with Celeste in our first apartment. We had a tree, and presents. I think we may have had a little Chistmas...
  90. $50 ... same as downtown.

    $50 ... same as downtown.
  91. Is it OK if they are indeed referencing the...

    Is it OK if they are indeed referencing the "White Power" hoax most successfully perpetrated by the 4Chan boys?
  92. Right. After making it a major news items they...

    Right. After making it a major news items they follow the allegation with "I'm not saying, I'm just asking" in true Glenn Beck style. They do this a lot to keep the shit stirred in the leftest "I...
  93. Have you noticed a sudden increase in Anchorage...

    Have you noticed a sudden increase in Anchorage of Cadillacs with New York license plates?
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    I particularly liked Feliz Navidad.

    I particularly liked Feliz Navidad.
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    Joy To The World

    Christmas videos


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HpgPtFqwLA
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    I agree that it has been largely for naught. I...

    I agree that it has been largely for naught. I fear that as Americans become too concerned about cost and loss of life our military will be hog tied in the future.
  97. Thread: Just enjoy

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N9khPhQv8c

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N9khPhQv8c
  98. Sociopath

    Sociopath
  99. But is it true?

    But is it true?
  100. Chuckie

    Chuckie
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