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  1. Thread: Geek humor

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    :laugh:

    :laugh:
  2. I'm male, of course, and therefore don't know a...

    I'm male, of course, and therefore don't know a single thing about fashion or anything like that, but just from a visceral standpoint, I think that's a beautiful dress.

    Sue me. Cut up my straight...
  3. Prove that the tweets in question are racist. ...

    Prove that the tweets in question are racist. Use actual facts.
  4. "In his racist attacks...." All credibility...

    "In his racist attacks...."

    All credibility lost.
  5. Thread: Tweets

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  6. Sure.

    Sure.
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  8. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    The Matrix is hilarious!
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    "Evil Republicans forced her to be a lying idiot"...

    "Evil Republicans forced her to be a lying idiot" is so 2019, it has supplanted Planned Abortionhood firing its president for not providing abortions to males as the most 2019 thing so far in 2019.
    ...
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    Nineteen years later, Democrats are still...

    Nineteen years later, Democrats are still complaining and making excuses for losing an election. You had a shitty candidate who couldn't even win his own state. If Gore had just won Tennessee, it...
  11. Thread: Republicans 6.0

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    That's a terrible likeness of Barack Obama

    That's a terrible likeness of Barack Obama
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    "Donner Party 2: Election Boogaloo" :blowpop:

    "Donner Party 2: Election Boogaloo"


    :blowpop:
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    Fascinating.

    Fascinating.
  14. It's an FAA requirement. I suppose that it's done...

    It's an FAA requirement. I suppose that it's done so that if the plane goes down they know who died screaming, but I don't really know for sure.
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    1148434504383705088 :laugh:

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  16. Well, at least it's not the "standing in front of...

    Well, at least it's not the "standing in front of the entire class with no clothes on" dream....
  17. Thread: Adam

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    It's not really worth it unless you do that sort...

    It's not really worth it unless you do that sort of stuff frequently (e.g. business folks who go to these places all of the time), but it's an option. You're paying the whole boat for another...
  18. Thread: Adam

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    It's a pretty straightforward request through the...

    It's a pretty straightforward request through the State Department. You just fill out a form saying that you want a second passport due to the different places where you plan to travel. Show an...
  19. Thread: Adam

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    This is very much true. I've had multiple...

    This is very much true. I've had multiple clients over the years who carry two passports for this specific reason: one to go to, say, the UAE and another for travel to Israel.

    If you think that...
  20. Thread: Adam

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    I'll have to dig up the chapter-and-verse to be...

    I'll have to dig up the chapter-and-verse to be sure. Short version: your sister is broadly correct. A lot of countries will not allow you in if your expected departure date is within six months of...
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    Get out your handkerchiefs

    If you've never heard of an "end of watch" call before, this is one of the ways that a police department honors one of their fallen.

    John Anderson was killed in the line of duty in the early...
  22. Picked at random...

    Picked at random. So yes, an hourly janitor, both full and part-time, are offered the 401(k) plan.
  23. Around here, with the work that I do with the...

    Around here, with the work that I do with the homeless, my observation is that Black people are slightly more represented than the population at large. Maybe 20% of the people I've worked with are...
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    I don't disagree that there has been an absurd...

    I don't disagree that there has been an absurd co-mingling of sports and politics of late, everything from the NFL to the USWNT to some first-graders' T-ball team at the YMCA in Broken Dick,...
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    Sports, people. Not politics.

    Sports, people. Not politics.
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    An indicator of what? That he spent all day...

    An indicator of what? That he spent all day polishing his truck? Howinahell is that any different than you taking pictures of your living room remodel?
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    All you have to do is actually demonstrate any of...

    All you have to do is actually demonstrate any of this crap that you're claiming, and you win.

    But you steadfastly refuse to do that. I'm pretty sure that I know why.
  28. If you think that people at Wal-Mart and Burger...

    If you think that people at Wal-Mart and Burger King don't have 401(k)s then you're just utterly and completely out of touch.

    Workers may foolishly choose not to participate in them, but that does...
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    So, there is no trolling at all, except by you. ...

    So, there is no trolling at all, except by you. Also, no white supremacy.
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    When are you going to tell us how a Jeep...

    When are you going to tell us how a Jeep commercial constitutes a "trolling thread?"
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    There's going to be a whole lot of embarrassing...

    There's going to be a whole lot of embarrassing support for Maduro and Chavez that would bubble to the surface if they were to acknowledge that Venezuela is a colossal failure. That will start with...
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    Just to clarify: the crying over a car and a...

    Just to clarify: the crying over a car and a scrub tree actually happened a little over a year ago, when she was campaigning. Those pictures only became public a week or so ago when she decided to...
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    One of the myriad "reality competition" shows on...

    One of the myriad "reality competition" shows on prime-time nowadays.


    Good for her, RE: NASCAR pit crew. All that actually matters there is being fast, and presumably she is since she's there. ...
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    Tires only ever fit one specific car. Lab...

    Tires only ever fit one specific car.


    Lab technician: "The tire mark was made by a Goodyear 195/65 R15."
    Detective: "Well, that settles it, then; the victim was run over by a 1996 Pontiac...
  35. :rofl:

    :rofl:
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    Thanks to the Democrats, yes. But that's not...

    Thanks to the Democrats, yes.

    But that's not what's manufactured here (even though until just a couple of weeks ago Democrats were universally claiming that it was). What's manufactured here is...
  37. Quit while you're way, WAY behind.

    Quit while you're way, WAY behind.
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    The "attempt to control the language" is all on...

    The "attempt to control the language" is all on you for calling them "cages" in the first place. That is specifically and intentionally done by the dishonest Left (which is a redundancy unto itself)...
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    Look, you can pretend all you want that I somehow...

    Look, you can pretend all you want that I somehow invented the "children are being put into cages" meme, but no one believes you. You're desperately clinging to minutiae in hopes of somehow being...
  40. Thread: Prancercising

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    "[A] cross between yoga, crossfit, and Japanese...

    "[A] cross between yoga, crossfit, and Japanese horseback archery."

    LMAO!
  41. I'm hardly any sort of expert on this, but it...

    I'm hardly any sort of expert on this, but it seems to me that the shorts on the top left would be the most appropriate thing to wear while doing crossfit.
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    OK, Kreskin.

    OK, Kreskin.
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    Weak. Very weak. The fact that I ironically...

    Weak. Very weak.

    The fact that I ironically used the term that was being tossed around by the Left at the time shows only that I ironically used the term that was being tossed around by the Left...
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    Yeah, we just ignored that wall-to-wall coverage...

    Yeah, we just ignored that wall-to-wall coverage on every cable news channel. :rolleyes:

    Pathetic.
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    :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:
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    Detention facilities would actually be accurate. ...

    Detention facilities would actually be accurate. Not that it really matters: it's still a manufactured issue.
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    It's a manufactured issue that Leftists didn't...

    It's a manufactured issue that Leftists didn't care about until it became a convenient cudgel. The fact that Leftists have to lie about it constantly (starting with calling them "cages") is...
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    Leftists spend ten years intentionally creating...

    Leftists spend ten years intentionally creating an illegal immigration crisis and the media turned a blind eye to it because they didn't want to make the Messiah look bad; it's Trump's fault.
  49. Thread: Tweets

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    1147168567651180544 :blowpop:

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    :blowpop:
  50. Thread: Tweets

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  51. Thread: Tweets

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    Walter obviously didn't watch. Or if he did, it...

    Walter obviously didn't watch. Or if he did, it was through his TDS-colored glasses.
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    WTF is wrong with you? Keep your hatred for this...

    WTF is wrong with you? Keep your hatred for this country out of the lounge and especially out of happy threads about July 4.
  53. OK, that is hilarious. Not the doxxing and...

    OK, that is hilarious.

    Not the doxxing and threats, but the post mocking the white pantsuit photo-op.
  54. Well, my tongue has now officially been bitten in...

    Well, my tongue has now officially been bitten in two....
  55. Attention Florida! You now officially need to hold Alabama's beer

    Yeah, I don't really have any words for this one....
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    I think that they're just making them up, but I'm...

    I think that they're just making them up, but I'm curious what the answer will be about Johann Sebastian Bach. The fact that I love Toccata and Fugue is probably pretty revealing.

    Also the part...
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    1146586463942791168 None of this shit that...

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    None of this shit that you're whining about actually happened, Lanie. NONE. You're believing the Left, which, by default, means that you're believing lies with utterly no...
  58. My knees hurt just thinking about this.

    My knees hurt just thinking about this.
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    "Is there any way we can get, like, a poison dart...

    "Is there any way we can get, like, a poison dart that shoots out of our ass?"

    :rofl:
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    A couple of years ago I had a maid who did this. ...

    A couple of years ago I had a maid who did this. About once a month, I allow myself the conceit of having someone come in and clean better than I can (generally because a second set of eyes finds...
  61. Thread: Let it rain

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    Not to, well, rain on your parade, but at least...

    Not to, well, rain on your parade, but at least around here, the commercial fireworks go off rain-or-shine.

    For the most part, none of my critters have ever been all that affected by the...
  62. Thread: Wild Fires

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    Erm... If no one is fighting that fire, won't...

    Erm...

    If no one is fighting that fire, won't it always be at 0% containment? I mean, I suppose if it somehow burns down to just a fire in someone's Weber grill or whatever, then I guess it would...
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    For the record, just so that no one thinks that...

    For the record, just so that no one thinks that I'm plagiarizing, "deport 'em with trebuchets" was the original intellectual property of daveman. I just remembered it because it was so funny (as so...
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    Yes, they did. And they poked the pooch on...

    Yes, they did. And they poked the pooch on repeated occasions. I'm pretty sure that I made that clear here at the time.

    The entirety of the border business should be a non-partisan issue, and...
  65. Thread: Meme

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    LOL!

    LOL!
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    Some time pretty close to when the Democrats stop...

    Some time pretty close to when the Democrats stop blocking him at every possible turn when he's trying to address the issue, Mr. There-Is-No-Crisis-At-The-Border.
  67. That does it! Go stand in the corner!

    That does it! Go stand in the corner!
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    So Obama manages to make the disaster he created...

    So Obama manages to make the disaster he created even worse from beyond the political grave.
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    Prior to Schermerhorn, we had that as well. Back...

    Prior to Schermerhorn, we had that as well. Back then, the routine was pretty straightforward: find some place you could watch them and tune into Y107 and listen along. To me, at least, it's a...
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    :wtf: I am hard-pressed to remember a case...

    :wtf:


    I am hard-pressed to remember a case of bank robbers making people strip to their underwear in a bank robbery on TV. I'm even harder-pressed to think of a case in my entire life in which...
  71. I'll consider believing it when they prove...

    I'll consider believing it when they prove conclusively that these aren't bots or just 4chan-type trolls.

    Until then, this is uncorroborated bullshit manufactured from the same bunch who spout...
  72. Thread: Tweets

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    i guess 1992 really sucked for Nada.

    i guess 1992 really sucked for Nada.
  73. I don't consider that to be hypocrisy. I've...

    I don't consider that to be hypocrisy. I've never killed a cow, but I love me some steak. Or hamburger. I've never killed a pig, but you can take my bacon away when you pry it from my cold, dead,...
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    Nashville has had a pretty big one for several...

    Nashville has had a pretty big one for several years now. No fly-overs or anything like that (usually), but owing to our "Music City" roots, there's always a big musical component. It's been...
  75. Because Barack Obama is apparently a racist who...

    Because Barack Obama is apparently a racist who owns slaves, according to Colin Afronick.
  76. 1146392864479469568

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    How is that reveling in the misery of children? ...

    How is that reveling in the misery of children? It's hard to revel in anything as it approaches terminal velocity.
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    Sure. Do you hate Trump with a white-hot...

    Sure.

    Do you hate Trump with a white-hot burning passion that overtakes your entire life? No? Then you obviously delight and cackle at the misery of children. They're all early Oliver Twist to...
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    That's actually pretty easy. If this is so much...

    That's actually pretty easy. If this is so much worse than what they left, then why on earth would they come here in the first place?


    All it really takes is some travel to some of these Central...
  80. My understanding is that the Flag Code only...

    My understanding is that the Flag Code only applies to the current flag. Thus, the colonial/early US flag is fair game, for lack of a better term.

    And in reality, one sort of has to restrict it...
  81. Thread: Meme

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    "Signed pic of Erwin Rommel" :laugh:

    "Signed pic of Erwin Rommel"


    :laugh:
  82. And eat with the darkies? No way.

    And eat with the darkies? No way.
  83. Don't forget the facebook ads that they took out...

    Don't forget the facebook ads that they took out after the election that somehow interfered with the election that had already happened and caused people to change their minds about who they had...
  84. That is an unmitigated bullshit lie, although...

    That is an unmitigated bullshit lie, although Leftists always lie in every single possible circumstance, so it's hardly surprising.

    It's nice to see it posted here, though, since Leftists have...
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    From my understanding, they did not have a parade...

    From my understanding, they did not have a parade permit. That's pretty much the definition of an unauthorized protest.
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    Gay minority journalist attacked

    Those alt-right people sure are dangerous.


    1145067852375851008



    Oops! Sorry. That's actually Antifa, who have declared a fatwa against Andy Ngo and located him at Antifa's unauthorized...
  87. Starfish are melting? :rolleyes:

    Starfish are melting?

    :rolleyes:
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    No one is being denied healthcare nor are they...

    No one is being denied healthcare nor are they withholding soap and toothpaste. They're sending air ambulance helicopters and flying these people to hospitals, for God's sake, all on the taxpayer...
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    You misspelled "FDR turned away boatloads of...

    You misspelled "FDR turned away boatloads of Jews because he was a raging anti-Semite."
  90. Thread: Funnies

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    Actually, no, that's just a false narrative. ...

    Actually, no, that's just a false narrative. Very few are actually fleeing some sort of violence. Even the mother of the guy who drowned with his daughter freely admitted that he was not fleeing...
  92. Thread: Tweets

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    1144722846062698496 Every time I think "she...

    1144722846062698496


    Every time I think "she can't really be that stupid," she goes off and proves me wrong.
  93. No one at Kinko's found it a little odd that...

    No one at Kinko's found it a little odd that they were delivering what was obviously a very expensive machine to a fleabag?
  94. [/B] The hell she did. She did exactly the...

    [/B]

    The hell she did. She did exactly the opposite, trying to keep the issue on the front page so that Democrats have something to run on.


    Bah. It's Andrew Sullivan. He's right about as...
  95. Because he's such an expert on elections. ...

    Because he's such an expert on elections.

    Great call on Venezuela, Jimmy!
  96. I've been to both. At least sometimes they...

    I've been to both. At least sometimes they confine those things to buildings.

    St. Petersburg, summer of 1995. 80-year-old men ripping off their speedos on the bank of the Neva in order to, I...
  97. Thread: Tweets

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    Hilarious! One of the wealthiest people on the...

    Hilarious! One of the wealthiest people on the planet wants to be in the White House for the money, whereupon he immediately gives away his salary.


    Man, the unbridled sheer hatred that consumes...
  98. Axiom to live by: At least 95% of people going...

    Axiom to live by:

    At least 95% of people going to nude beaches or other such areas have absolutely no business being nude in public.
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    Of course they are.

    Of course they are.
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    No argument "flies." She's full of shit and...

    No argument "flies." She's full of shit and clearly crazier than a shithouse rat.


    There is simply no way in hell that in the middle of the '90s, Donald Trump, literally more recognized than...
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