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  1. “We must make sure that the historic investment...

    “We must make sure that the historic investment of taxpayer dollars made in the CARES Act is being used wisely and efficiently to help those in need, not be exploited by profiteers and...
  2. I plan to introduce the No Whiny Sissy Bedwetter...

    I plan to introduce the No Whiny Sissy Bedwetter act, which will completely silence Congressional Democrats.
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    Pffft. The rules don't apply to the liberal...

    Pffft. The rules don't apply to the liberal elite. For proof, just ask the liberal elite.
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    Newman...

    Newman said:



    Fuck all that. Let's talk about something important...what flavor of ice cream was Nancy eating? The American people have a right to know!
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    What she means, of course, is that homeschooled...

    What she means, of course, is that homeschooled children are in danger of coming into contact with Thoughtcrime. She wants a No Child Left Unindoctrinated law.

    She's more concerned about the...
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    No, they kick up quite a bit of dust, too. 2841

    No, they kick up quite a bit of dust, too.

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  7. Video Proof: Viral Michigan Pro-Trump Swastika...

    Video Proof: Viral Michigan Pro-Trump Swastika Photo Is a Hoax

    It was a Bern Victim at a Bernie Rally in Boise.
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    I'm going to make some masks today. Not for...

    I'm going to make some masks today.

    Not for COVID mitigation...for dust. Scooping the litterbox is a dusty affair. We used to just buy disposables, but that's impossible anymore.

    So I'll...
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    It's the secondaries that do all the damage. :p

    It's the secondaries that do all the damage. :p
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    Oooh, I bet that was crusty inside. :D

    Oooh, I bet that was crusty inside. :D
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    You can tell me what to do. Or you can tell me...

    You can tell me what to do. Or you can tell me how to do it.

    You can't do both. :p
  12. He gets it. He knows his job is to entertain,...

    He gets it. He knows his job is to entertain, not to advocate.

    And he's a hell of a musician.
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    Yeah, it doesn't take too kindly to the...

    Yeah, it doesn't take too kindly to the point-loading thermal stress. Who knew? Well, besides all women, that is...
  14. In the same vein, there are many movies I'm...

    In the same vein, there are many movies I'm familiar with, though I've never seen, because Mad Magazine lampooned them.
  15. Weird Al is a national treasure. He was a staple...

    Weird Al is a national treasure. He was a staple on the Doctor Demento show, back when I used to listen to that.

    I think the reason he's still so popular is that his parodies are never...
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    "I'm gonna kill you with my teacup."

    "I'm gonna kill you with my teacup."
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    My dad was a finish carpenter. People would...

    My dad was a finish carpenter. People would bring him pictures of furniture from magazines or catalogs and he'd make a sketch, figure the dimensions, and build the piece for them.
  18. OI YOU GO' A LOICENSE TO USE THA' PICNIC BASKET...

    OI YOU GO' A LOICENSE TO USE THA' PICNIC BASKET MATE
  19. Given FB's leanings, you can expect that posts...

    Given FB's leanings, you can expect that posts quoting President Trump will be flagged and re-directed to the WHO or something similar.
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    Insisting you're an expert when your credentials...

    Insisting you're an expert when your credentials are "because I said so" is less than credible.
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    They'll never stop calling him Orange Man. Rush...

    They'll never stop calling him Orange Man. Rush Limbaugh used to be a pretty big guy, then lost a lot of weight. The lefties still call him fat.
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    Not long after we had gotten married, I was...

    Not long after we had gotten married, I was making spaghetti. My wife had left the house to go do something, but before she left, she saw me putting the prefab sauce in a Pyrex casserole dish to add...
  23. "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who...

    "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

    -- attributed to Voltaire
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    Luckily, those wannabe-Brownshirts are afraid of...

    Luckily, those wannabe-Brownshirts are afraid of guns.
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    Does this count? ...

    Does this count?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k
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    I'll forgo the obvious double entendre. :p ...

    I'll forgo the obvious double entendre. :p

    Meanwhile, just got back from a Wallyworld trip. They've closed one of the two main entrances, and have a bouncer stationed at the open one reminding...
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    You need a 6-foot closet pole to joust them out...

    You need a 6-foot closet pole to joust them out of the way. Of course, social distancing on a bus is kinda impossible.
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    57. I'm just as productive working from home as...

    57. I'm just as productive working from home as at the office. There are still distractions, but they're different.
  29. Remember, these are the people who can only...

    Remember, these are the people who can only accept public utterance of the word "god" if it's followed by either "damn America" or "damn Trump".

    Their opinions are worthless.
  30. Bloody hell. That's like 25 minutes away from...

    Bloody hell. That's like 25 minutes away from me. :mad:
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    Boarding only? What do you do when you want to...

    Boarding only?

    What do you do when you want to get off the bus? Are you stuck there? :pink:
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    It doesn't matter what is said. All that matters...

    It doesn't matter what is said. All that matters is who says it.
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    Is frozen okay?

    Is frozen okay?
  34. Just call it "Trump's aquarium cleaner".

    Just call it "Trump's aquarium cleaner".
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    It's purely ideological. You all remember the...

    It's purely ideological. You all remember the Carrie Prejean kerfluffle?

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    She was crucified. He was made excuses for.
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    Oh, yeah, before this, as long as a seating...

    Oh, yeah, before this, as long as a seating position had seat and shoulder belts, carry as many people as you can.

    We have a volunteer program where civilians can do work for us in exchange for...
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    Prolly depends on the agency. We've been told...

    Prolly depends on the agency. We've been told one person per vehicle. We do have a four-door International dump truck, however, whose cab is big enough to seat four outside the 6-foot social...
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    We're forbidden from travelling together anyway...

    We're forbidden from travelling together anyway in government vehicles. It's not like we're forced to work together.

    My first day of teleworking went well. I was as productive here at home as...
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    Why not? I did. :p

    Why not? I did. :p
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    An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into...

    An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everybody within two minutes.
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    One of our local distilleries is doing something...

    One of our local distilleries is doing something very cool.

    Paducah distillery making hand sanitizer


    PADUCAH — Many local businesses, like bars, are hurting right now. This, after Kentucky...
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    I wish. A lot of our work is outside the office....

    I wish. A lot of our work is outside the office. They like us to be available at the same time for work coordination. And the team leader is definitely a morning person, dammit.
  44. And me with all this fluorine lying around. Dang.

    And me with all this fluorine lying around. Dang.
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    You know Democrats have a huge list of line items...

    You know Democrats have a huge list of line items to throw in every bill they get a chance to, just cutting and pasting their horseshit that could never survive an up or down vote on their own merits.
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    Never had it. Never will. Even less interested...

    Never had it. Never will. Even less interested in anything made with chicken heads. :pout:
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    In an effort to minimize interaction with each...

    In an effort to minimize interaction with each other, we're going to 4 10-hour days per week, with days off staggered. I'm off Saturday, Sunday, and Wednesday. Some of us have also been offered 1...
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    Chicken head soup! :p

    Chicken head soup! :p
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  50. And pressure cooker explosions.

    And pressure cooker explosions.
  51. The death toll from cars is catastrophic. NY...

    The death toll from cars is catastrophic. NY needs to ban cars to battle coronavirus.
  52. Reminder that geopolitical and military expert...

    Reminder that geopolitical and military expert Sean Penn mounted a rescue attempt in NOLA following Katrina, but between his entourage on board and the drain plug he didn't put in the boat, the boat...
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    The left has to blame Trump...because if they...

    The left has to blame Trump...because if they don't, they have to acknowledge China's failure to contain it an lies about it.

    And they can't do that. The CCP is their business model. It's what...
  54. When I was still in the Air Force, our email...

    When I was still in the Air Force, our email address book listed the names of every single person with an official Air Force email account.

    One day, on a whim, I search for and found Captain...
  55. Thread: Wow

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    The left has endeavored for decades to make being...

    The left has endeavored for decades to make being a p---y a positive trait.

    It worked.
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    No worries, Lady. 2788

    No worries, Lady.

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  58. Thread: Wow

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    Remember, these children have been taught that...

    Remember, these children have been taught that having differing ideas is terrorism...but assaulting people and destroying property is their First Amendment right.

    These kids are literally being...
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    Lady Marva said: Well, ummmmmmmmmm,...

    Lady Marva said:


    Well, ummmmmmmmmm, ahem...……… too much rise against nature and there will be no riseeees.

    Rose said "rise above", not "rise against".
  61. DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT MANS MISINFORMATION LISTEN...

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT MANS MISINFORMATION LISTEN ONLY TO OUR MISINFORMATION

    -- Rachel Maddow
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    At least Snopes didn't claim all team members...

    At least Snopes didn't claim all team members were executed in the parking garage.
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    This timeline ...

    This timeline shows the left's "TRUMPS GOING TO KILL US ALL" dumbassery is utterly false.
  64. I manage the day-to-day operations of an...

    I manage the day-to-day operations of an almost-million-dollar-a-year services contract. If the contractor doesn't do what he said he'd do, I have no problem hitting him in the wallet. It gets...
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    “Stop with this," Sanders told reporters outside...

    “Stop with this," Sanders told reporters outside the Senate chamber when pressed on when he might suspend his campaign. “Right now I’m trying to do my best to make sure that we don’t have an economic...
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    Charlie Allnut: What ya being so mean for, Miss?...

    Charlie Allnut: What ya being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while. It's only human nature.

    Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise...
  67. Wow, Lemon really has a tantrum when it's not all...

    Wow, Lemon really has a tantrum when it's not all ORANGE MAN BAD all the time, doesn't he?
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    Well, that didn't last long. All our campgrounds...

    Well, that didn't last long. All our campgrounds are closed until at least May 15. Any of our parks that have gates will be closed.

    KY now has 47 confirmed cases, including one in the next...
  69. Thankee right kindly, ma'am. :tiphat:

    Thankee right kindly, ma'am. :tiphat:
  70. This thread is worthless without pics.

    This thread is worthless without pics.
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    Got word today our flagship campground is opening...

    Got word today our flagship campground is opening on schedule in 9 days. Really, there's not much increased danger -- people are in their campers with the same people they'd be at home if they...
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    Maher's got a net worth of $100 million -- but...

    Maher's got a net worth of $100 million -- but he's a good liberal, so he's exempt from socialist confiscation.
  73. 80zephyr said: “Liberal: a power worshipper...

    80zephyr said:


    “Liberal: a power worshipper without power.”

    ― George Orwell

    That certainly explains the great unwashed on the left. They have no chance for power personally...so they...
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    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow...

    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow


    "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" is the eighth episode in the ninth season of the American animated television series South Park. The 133rd episode...
  75. ^^^^ Also a winner. C.S. Lewis had something...

    ^^^^ Also a winner.

    C.S. Lewis had something to say about this:


    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to...
  76. Some people "speak" math. Some people "speak"...

    Some people "speak" math. Some people "speak" mechanics. Some people have a talent for learning languages.

    I've never seen a socialist who understood numbers. If they did -- they wouldn't be...
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    Lady Marva said: All so blinimity dunhb...

    Lady Marva said:


    All so blinimity dunhb counter-productive. Economic hardship will be a lot worse than the virus killing off one random person at a time.

    Why aren't the people doing that food...
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  79. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI
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    Governor Beshear has ordered all in-person...

    Governor Beshear has ordered all in-person services closed at bars and restaurants in KY today at 5PM. Delivery, curbside, and drive-through services are encouraged.

    Most county school systems...
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    French toast, bacon, scrambled eggs. A...

    French toast, bacon, scrambled eggs.

    A motion for breakfast is always in order. :D
  82. Doctors hate this man! Click here to find out...

    Doctors hate this man! Click here to find out why!
  83. I'd like to add that I've traveled extensively...

    I'd like to add that I've traveled extensively throughout the Middle East, spent 3 years in Alaska which has a pretty good-sized Asian population, spent a year in South Korea, and eaten Asian food in...
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    As of this afternoon, there are 10 confirmed...

    As of this afternoon, there are 10 confirmed cases in Kentucky.

    As of this evening, all schools are closed including, I believe, colleges and universities. The governor's asking churches to...
  85. "AOFee is a dumbaff," I said around a mouthful of...

    "AOFee is a dumbaff," I said around a mouthful of beef lo mein and ham fried rice from our favorite Chinese place, whose head chef immigrated from China decades ago and has been teaching her family...
  86. He got pretty dick-swingy when he told he...

    He got pretty dick-swingy when he told he Ukrainians to knock off the investigation into his useless son or they wouldn't get any foreign aid and his subsequent retelling of the story in front of...
  87. Not at all. Businessmen get told no all the...

    Not at all. Businessmen get told no all the time. Even more so when they're successful businessmen who become successful Presidents and prevent the Democrat from being coronated when everybody...
  88. california democrats: *screw things up with a...

    california democrats: *screw things up with a new law*

    rational people: maybe get rid of the new law, huh?

    california democrats: HEY I KNOW LETS PASS MORE LAWS
  89. Hey, is there any money in this minion gig?

    Hey, is there any money in this minion gig?
  90. Creepy Uncle Joe has a multi-decade career...

    Creepy Uncle Joe has a multi-decade career composed solely of political participation medals.

    His problem is he's been surrounded by bootlickers and sycophants all his life. He doesn't know how...
  91. Professor: ‘Mathematics Itself Operates as...

    Professor: ‘Mathematics Itself Operates as Whiteness’
  92. But he's a Democrat. They don't have to face...

    But he's a Democrat. They don't have to face consequences for their actions. Just ask 'em.
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    :table:

    :table:
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    Well, it's a talk show. All she has to do is...

    Well, it's a talk show. All she has to do is talk.
  95. He's threatening to throw yet another in a...

    He's threatening to throw yet another in a seemingly endless series of toddler-like tantrums.

    Yawn.
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    And another 20 minutes ago. On our local NBC...

    And another 20 minutes ago.

    On our local NBC affiliate. Of course.
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    But remember, you should live your life like...

    But remember, you should live your life like Whoopie says. Because reasons. And if you don't, you're racist.
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    Mini-Mike's campaign isn't looking for refunds on...

    Mini-Mike's campaign isn't looking for refunds on air time. I just saw an ad 30 minutes ago.
  99. It'd prolly taste better than this guy. ...

    It'd prolly taste better than this guy.

    Monster 106-pound Asian Silver Carp landed on Lake Barkley

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    Your $600 CT is also paying for people who don't...

    Your $600 CT is also paying for people who don't pay for their care.
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