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  1. A really big spatula.

    A really big spatula.
  2. Thread: Tweets

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    1138503551536193536

    1138503551536193536
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    I didn't see a video when I went to the link this...

    I didn't see a video when I went to the link this morning. Having seen it, I'm even more convinced that this was a nothing prank. Hot dogs stood on their end with a little hat on just aren't going...
  4. Thread: Tweets

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    No, I don't care for him. Yes, he was absolutely...

    No, I don't care for him. Yes, he was absolutely spot-on with his shaming of Congress.

    At a time when Another Obnoxious Communist is literally trying to extort a pay raise because the poor dear...
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    1138191019223203841 Says the woman who wants...

    1138191019223203841

    Says the woman who wants gays thrown off of buildings.
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    According to this...

    According to this, there are 673 students. Assuming a roughly even distribution across all four grades, we're looking at a graduating class of about 168 students. I am not at all buying that it...
  7. Commie Dreams? Figures.

    Commie Dreams? Figures.
  8. LOL! Wishcasting by a conspiracy kook who also...

    LOL! Wishcasting by a conspiracy kook who also promised that Trump was definitely going to fire Mueller.

    You Leftists are just pissed because the thing that you were sure was going to be a loss...
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    LMAO!

    LMAO!
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    Don't be ridiculous. Trump wants gay people...

    Don't be ridiculous. Trump wants gay people rounded up and put into concentration camps where he can electrocute them into not being gay. I know this because twitter and MSDNC said so.
  11. Thread: Media

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    Tom Tomorrow has essentially become Paul Krugman:...

    Tom Tomorrow has essentially become Paul Krugman: anything that he says, the right thing to do is to believe literally the exact opposite.


    Suuuuure, the media has avoided trying to publish...
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    Stated White House policy. Not sure if there is...

    Stated White House policy. Not sure if there is a press release on it, but Trump has stated repeatedly that he wants criminalization of homosexuality done away with in many countries. IMO, it's...
  13. Thread: Tweets

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    :laugh:

    :laugh:
  14. Thread: 357,481

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    By "last year," you apparently mean 2010. Note...

    By "last year," you apparently mean 2010. Note that the present year is actually 2019.
  15. Thread: Dog Jokes

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    A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle...

    A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a six-foot salami under the other....
  16. Someone should tell her to do a google image...

    Someone should tell her to do a google image search for "drama queen."
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    I'm with you on all of this, though it seems that...

    I'm with you on all of this, though it seems that the Flag Code doesn't actually agree with us.

    Mostly, it's just a non-issue to me. Ambassadors serve at the pleasure of the President, and if...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZ-7najGc4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZ-7najGc4
  19. 1136566696230227968

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    I have witnessed this first hand. Cruising...

    I have witnessed this first hand.

    Cruising through Glacier Bay, marveling at the staggeringly beautiful blue water and the icebergs calving off of the beautiful blue glaciers, I was standing with...
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    :table::table::table::table::table::table:

    :table::table::table::table::table::table:
  22. Thread: 357,481

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    Just exactly what color is the sky on your planet?

    Just exactly what color is the sky on your planet?
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    Yes, he folded right after he got what he wanted...

    Yes, he folded right after he got what he wanted.
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    I'm guessing quinoa and some sort of black beans...

    I'm guessing quinoa and some sort of black beans or something, but who knows.

    I haven't actually seen the video, but from what I heard, he looked like death warmed over when they dragged him out...
  25. Thread: Moen

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    "Lounge" in sort of a broader sense, but yes, the...

    "Lounge" in sort of a broader sense, but yes, the whole fun stuff area is intended to be free of politics.

    And yes, I know that's not exactly politics per se, but the broader idea is to have a...
  26. Sooooo...he's going to give them access to...

    Is that okay for a president to do without any sign-off from Congress?[/QUOTE]

    Sooooo...he's going to give them access to technology that they already have?

    I'm pretty sure that's basically...
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    It's been so long that I don't remember: was...

    It's been so long that I don't remember: was Assange ever a U.S. citizen or permanent resident?

    If neither, then I think that he's probably not actually subject to imprisonment under U.S....
  28. Thread: Animals

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    :table:

    :table:
  29. Thread: Moen

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    Like it or not, Celeste is indeed correct. Let's...

    Like it or not, Celeste is indeed correct. Let's please try to keep the lounge, well, loungy.
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    :oops: I'll warn my brother to make sure that...

    :oops:

    I'll warn my brother to make sure that he and the kids stay far away from any doughnuts that could have been within Arianna's reach.

    This is happening in the middle of CMA Fest, so I'll...
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    I wondered about something like that, but I just...

    I wondered about something like that, but I just don't know about old grout. Will it get too flaky and brittle over time? This is an "artisan" tile job so I wouldn't want to have to try to put it...
  32. Thread: Meme

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    LMAO!

    LMAO!
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    Huh. Handy and timely. For those who don't...

    Huh. Handy and timely.

    For those who don't know, Tennessee is basically just limestone right through the earth's mantle, so water is always really hard here. Indeed, I never could get used to...
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    In my friend's case, it was a combination of...

    In my friend's case, it was a combination of being affordable, having a flexible enough schedule, and being local. His next best bet would have been MTSU, but he didn't want the 80-mile round-trip...
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    I beat my balls into mush with a ball-peen hammer...

    I beat my balls into mush with a ball-peen hammer against a concrete floor this morning.


    Actually, no. I just enjoyed my day today, as any sane person living in a first-world country should do....
  36. Not giving up on either, my steak is marinating...

    Not giving up on either, my steak is marinating at this very moment, and haters are cordially invited to kiss my ass, right in the middle, on the town square.

    And if I keel over tomorrow, then...
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    Probably would not admit it openly, anyway. ...

    Probably would not admit it openly, anyway. About a year or two later, someone won a pretty serious lawsuit against Tennessee State University (technically an "historically Black university," even...
  38. Thread: Good Grief!

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    I can't help but think of Anne's husband. More...

    I can't help but think of Anne's husband. More specifically, her second husband.

    Dad hired Anne as pretty much the first executive in Nashville real estate back in the '70s as a CFO.

    Her...
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    And you survived? Holy crap. Upon the heavy...

    And you survived? Holy crap.

    Upon the heavy encouragement of my headmaster in high school, I went and looked at Oberlin (never actually applied), on my way to about three other schools along the...
  40. I have to agree: I've never seen a Mormon,...

    I have to agree: I've never seen a Mormon, Adventist, JW, anything like that out on a Sunday morning.
  41. Well, the Bronx will vote for a drooling moron...

    Well, the Bronx will vote for a drooling moron (actually, only something like 6% of the Bronx will cast that vote), but there is a concentration of something like 85% of all voters in New York in the...
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    Leftist hope: Trump gets impeached and removed...

    Leftist hope: Trump gets impeached and removed from office, and then in a blaze of glory, Hillary is rightfully elected in 2020 and then properly coronated on January 20, 2021, after which she would...
  43. That's correct. I don't. I think he's an...

    That's correct. I don't. I think he's an asshole.

    But watching yours and Bok's meltdown is well worth the price ("the price" being an absolutely spectacular economy). You two have been...
  44. Probably, and I would take considerable delight...

    Probably, and I would take considerable delight in forcing California and New York to cast their electoral votes for Trump.

    But reality is quite different. I doubt very seriously that this...
  45. Well, the local registrar of deeds is a pretty...

    Well, the local registrar of deeds is a pretty good guy....

    If this question is about the 2020 election, then I have the same response as I did in 2016: I have the luxury of my vote not...
  46. Prove that I like him. Here's a hint: I almost...

    Prove that I like him.

    Here's a hint: I almost certainly will not vote for him in November a year and a half from now, and I certainly will not be working on his campaign.

    So, tell me how I...
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    Having recently just developed a serious case of...

    Having recently just developed a serious case of tennis elbow, I can certainly appreciate the difficulty, though obviously tennis elbow is miles away from partial or total numbness in an extremity.
    ...
  48. OhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOh...

    OhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhplease...
  49. Thread: Funnies

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    :laugh:

    :laugh:
  50. So....what? Or are you going to deal with the...

    So....what?

    Or are you going to deal with the actual context of the statement?



    My guess is "not," because you have a particular like of disposing with context when it suits you.
  51. I shall. I'm going to find everyone that I...

    I shall. I'm going to find everyone that I possibly can to completely destroy Democrats in every single way possible.

    I'm going to start with your game: literally not a single Democrat will be...
  52. Hilarious! Obama literally said that to...

    Hilarious! Obama literally said that to Congressional Republicans, but somehow it's McConnell's fault that he said it.

    You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw, you lying...
  53. I'm waiting for someone to name the Black person...

    I'm waiting for someone to name the Black person who is disallowed from voting for anything other than a legal means (e.g. a convicted felon who has not had voting rights restored or some other such...
  54. Thread: Food up

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    My brother and I have been talking about this of...

    My brother and I have been talking about this of late. Corn is going to be considerably more expensive this year, and I expect some feed stocks are probably going to be a good bit more expensive,...
  55. Fixed.

    Fixed.
  56. Seek help.

    Seek help.
  57. That Brooks is a "Trump superfan," that he made...

    That Brooks is a "Trump superfan," that he made $1K posting the video, that he posted the video at all, and, well, pretty much everything in the Daily Shitpile article that you linked.

    It's your...
  58. It's going to be hilarious when the method of...

    It's going to be hilarious when the method of campaigning changes dramatically in response.

    Say California decides to hold to this compact (there aren't enough states involved yet, but let's just...
  59. I'll be eagerly awaiting Norm's forthcoming...

    I'll be eagerly awaiting Norm's forthcoming apology for intentionally spreading fake news. After all, that's the standard to which he holds others, even after they do actually issue multiple...
  60. Silence Dogood would like a word with you.

    Silence Dogood would like a word with you.
  61. Thread: Funnies

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    Depending upon exactly which version you believe,...

    Depending upon exactly which version you believe, Batman's parents were murdered in one fashion or another in front of him (gunned down in an alley in a robbery gone awry is the most common version)....
  62. Don't really much care. It's been going on for...

    Don't really much care. It's been going on for decades, so this is hardly something new. AFAIC, the entirety of Saudi Arabia can go take a long walk on a short pier, and I would be delighted if we...
  63. God Almighty! You're still pissing and moaning...

    God Almighty! You're still pissing and moaning about losing an election. Hilarious! If your fuckwit candidate had just bothered to get off her ass and go to Wisconsin, none of this would be...
  64. I have to take my emotional support wombat...

    I have to take my emotional support wombat everywhere because of my gluten allergy.

    I'm sorry if your arm got gnawed off in that restaurant, but that's just what you have to deal with because I...
  65. It's kind of an interesting thought experiment,...

    It's kind of an interesting thought experiment, though I think that it ultimately turns in to sort of a circular firing squad.

    It's pretty well-established that the USSC can strike down...
  66. Thread: Funnies

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    :rofl:

    :rofl:
  67. No leaks? Holy shitbiscuit! What color is the...

    No leaks? Holy shitbiscuit! What color is the sky on your planet?
  68. What amazes me is that they still love him for...

    What amazes me is that they still love him for it.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZoVO8ZyyQ

    Obama literally crapped on every possible First Amendment right, from literally jailing dissident...
  69. :table: The desperation is hilarious. ...

    :table:


    The desperation is hilarious.


    "We demand that you show us these documents."
    "Here you go."
    "You're obstructing justice!!!!"
  70. Thread: That’s Fun

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    Yeah, not learning German to figure out why...

    Yeah, not learning German to figure out why that's funny. I'm sure it's a hoot, but it's just not worth the effort.
  71. Thread: Blonde

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    It's funny. Get over it, you whiners.

    It's funny. Get over it, you whiners.
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  73. Thread: Tweets

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    1131994368598917120 :table:

    1131994368598917120


    :table:
  74. Thread: Tweets

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    1131923035886219265

    1131923035886219265
  75. High school students can't own or possess...

    High school students can't own or possess handguns, so the plan wouldn't really work anyway.
  76. Thread: Liberal Supremacy

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    Reported hate crimes in 2017 were repeatedly...

    Reported hate crimes in 2017 were repeatedly proven to all be hoaxes. If you're concerned about antisemitism, go talk to the Democrats, who now unanimously embrace antisemitism.
  77. Where did I say that I justified Rudy's posting...

    Where did I say that I justified Rudy's posting of this?
  78. Yes, although it appears that he was in the...

    Yes, although it appears that he was in the middle of having a stroke or grand mal seizure or something at the time.


    1131911083801960448


    And slowed-down video or not, the content of what...
  79. Thread: Couch Recovered

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    Yeah, I think that the upholstery business has...

    Yeah, I think that the upholstery business has sort of gone the same way as the farrier business: there are only a scant few left who do it, and it costs a LOT. I looked at having one re-covered...
  80. A reminder to those wanting to flee the bay area...

    A reminder to those wanting to flee the bay area that Nashville is full. Go somewhere else. Even the waiting list is closed.
  81. No, more like the propaganda of saying that...

    No, more like the propaganda of saying that babies don't become babies until they manage to leave the birth canal.
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    This has to be a joke

    So I was looking for the best deal on a small amount of storage, because I'll need some when I finish moving (hopefully) next week. I decided to check out craigslist, and I accidentally clicked on...
  83. It just deals in propaganda that you want to...

    It just deals in propaganda that you want to spread.
  84. You misspelled "Leftists."

    You misspelled "Leftists."
  85. Thread: Tweets

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    :laugh: True.

    :laugh:

    True.
  86. That's probably the most Orwellian phrase they...

    That's probably the most Orwellian phrase they have crafted to date. "We're going to provide reproductive health care by stopping the reproduction in progress and killing the patient. Also,...
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    Not until after he cops a plea. The indictments...

    Not until after he cops a plea. The indictments just came down the other day.
  88. And "Koch brothers" isn't a Leftist boogen? ...

    And "Koch brothers" isn't a Leftist boogen?

    Good grief.


    As for NPR's sourcing, it may be impeccable, but it's impeccably wrong more often than not. The NYT, WaPo, Economist, and the other...
  89. You cannot seriously claim that this argument...

    You cannot seriously claim that this argument isn't frequent by those on the Left who support abortion. I cannot even tell you how many times I have seen someone say "conservatives only care about...
  90. Thread: Tweets

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    Except that it doesn't. It doesn't even come...

    Except that it doesn't. It doesn't even come close.
  91. Clearly, you've missed Democrats for the last...

    Clearly, you've missed Democrats for the last several years. Like forty.
  92. Thread: Tweets

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    Don't be ridiculous. She's undeniably...

    Don't be ridiculous. She's undeniably responsible for more of the poop in DC than she is in San Francisco.
  93. Thread: Tweets

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    I get that she's trying to dance around...

    I get that she's trying to dance around impeachment by the AOCs of her caucus, but to pretend to somehow find it "strange" that someone whom she had personally and rather viciously insulted and...
  94. Thread: Tweets

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    Given her open praise of antifa and occupy, yeah,...

    Given her open praise of antifa and occupy, yeah, but that goes without saying and isn't relative to the incontrovertible fact that she is unhinged and delusional. That is, unless you can tell us...
  95. Thread: Tweets

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    Holy shit indeed. Someone clearly needs to...

    Holy shit indeed. Someone clearly needs to intervene with Pelosi, remove her from office, and institutionalize her, since she very, VERY clearly is incredibly unhinged and delusional.
  96. Thread: Liberal Supremacy

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    One would certainly think that the question in...

    One would certainly think that the question in the OP would be really easy to answer. I mean, white supremacy, full frontal or not, is pretty hard to miss.

    I wonder why there have not been any...
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    Annnnnnddd, this is a prime exemplar of the...

    Annnnnnddd, this is a prime exemplar of the Democrats who managed to get into the House last time around:




    See the full-blown moonbattery on parade here:

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  98. Thread: John Wick 3

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    Back in the Bronze Age when it was Steven Segal...

    Back in the Bronze Age when it was Steven Segal who did all of those sorts of movies, we called that "good fu," as in good kung fu if it was a genuinely original method of killing someone. Pool cue...
  99. Nashville is closed. We're full and have stopped...

    Nashville is closed. We're full and have stopped accepting more entries on our waiting list. Sorry.


    On a more positive note, I know that this is welcome news to Celeste.
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    Yeah. Sure. Of course you never...

    Yeah. Sure.






    Of course you never said that it was the right wing who was promoting Stripper Matlock. Right.
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