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    You will find the answer to my longevity in this...

    You will find the answer to my longevity in this forum in the upper left-hand corner of this window.

    Any more questions?


    ~Dallas
  2. Jamaica in the early 70's was a shithole in...

    Jamaica in the early 70's was a shithole in spots... Should I and my family go back, which may result for certain death for some of us at this point? Cause. . . I mean, well...

    ~Dallas
  3. I, like most black women, go to someone who works...

    I, like most black women, go to someone who works out of their home, or get a friend to do it. Personally, I am weaning myself off the creamy crack and hair ritual is a VERY intimate for me, so I...
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    did you also call the renaming of Mt. McKinley as...

    did you also call the renaming of Mt. McKinley as well?

    ~D
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    Do you have a liberal cause you can flog? That...

    Do you have a liberal cause you can flog? That usually goes a bit of a way. You'll also need some serious black culture knowledge , because you'll still end up pretty light and if you're light......
  6. Steve Rodgers... Captain America...

    Steve Rodgers... Captain America , as currently portrayed by Chris Evans. Captain America is basically a living relic, a super soldier created during WWII, imbued with a good amount of the positive...
  7. Pfft...Probably not allowed to say it. But at...

    Pfft...Probably not allowed to say it. But at this point... I've said the 'c word', so I am the anti-Steve Rodgers in that effort. :tiphat:

    ~Dallas
  8. No, you didn't imagine. I HAVEN'T been here in a...

    No, you didn't imagine. I HAVEN'T been here in a coon's age.

    ~Dallas
  9. Part of me doesn't know either. It's entirely...

    Part of me doesn't know either. It's entirely possible that he is biracial, and like a lot of biracial kids, he's going Super Saiyan Black to make up for it. But then, why not just SAY SO, rather...
  10. I don't even know if I did this right. I used to...

    I don't even know if I did this right. I used to be good at this. :puppy:

    Anyhow, I've been watching this unfold with some interest, especially since he's called quite a few black conservatives...
  11. Black Lives Matter organizer and Oprah scholarship recipient...

    Black Lives Matter organizer and Oprah scholarship recipient who was 'revealed to be white' refuses to answer questions about his race - claiming he is the victim of a 'white supremacist conspiracy'...
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    With Ebola having shown up...

    Is it time for me to start putting together a bug in plan for my house? Or is it too late?

    ~Dallas
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    So, kitty or no? ~Dallas

    So, kitty or no?

    ~Dallas
  14. Thread: Dallas

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    I'm here. I've been some places in my head. ...

    I'm here. I've been some places in my head. Still at The Flagship. Been active in the BDSM community. Right now, I'm working more on my writing. =)

    ~Dallas
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    Thing is, Sally Hemmings was his wife's half...

    Thing is, Sally Hemmings was his wife's half sister.... So... of course he found her attractive.

    ~Dallas
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    I'll have to agree. Pray he never discovers the...

    I'll have to agree. Pray he never discovers the world I inhabit.

    ~Dallas
  17. That doesn't come out till later anyhow. It's...

    That doesn't come out till later anyhow. It's funny... Ironically, the local BDSM scene encourages coupling up/ discourages casual hooking up.

    ~Dallas
  18. I rarely agree with Lanie... But I'm in a dating...

    I rarely agree with Lanie... But I'm in a dating desert. I have tried to make it work, and re-opening to long distance, but I haven't had any success. I am younger than Lanie (not by much), but...
  19. But at the same time, it ignores the straight...

    But at the same time, it ignores the straight part. Gay is inclusive in theory... but many in the gay community have always said... well, bisexuals need to make up their minds and choose a side. :p ...
  20. Isn't it pretty much all black already? I mean......

    Isn't it pretty much all black already? I mean... really.

    ~Dallas
  21. Yes? There's a whole new half to QUILTBAG?...

    Yes? There's a whole new half to QUILTBAG? Goddammit. One of the p's is Pan sexual... (which I'm not because I'm not ready to be with transpeople) .. What the fuck is the rest?

    ~Dallas
  22. Thread: That's nice.

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    And this is why Thomas Kincade was so popular. ...

    And this is why Thomas Kincade was so popular.

    ~Dallas
  23. For me, it was helping take care of a teenage...

    For me, it was helping take care of a teenage friend's child, and having to go to events without her. Then again, boys weren't interested in me much anyway.

    ~Dallas
  24. If there ever was a time the Ebonics phrase, ...

    If there ever was a time the Ebonics phrase, 'you gon' learn today... ' would apply... This would be it.

    ~Dallas
  25. Thread: Whoops!

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    Because fuck you... That's why...

    Because fuck you... That's why... <flips over table on the way out...

    ~Dallas
  26. This is why I stayed in the closet. I wasn't...

    This is why I stayed in the closet. I wasn't afraid of the church. I didn't want to be identified with this shit. I feel no loyalty, no sense of identification with these people.

    They talk...
  27. This is a good idea... And I do hope it works. ...

    This is a good idea... And I do hope it works. It would upgrade his legacy to 'mixed', and may be something that can be replicated.

    ~Dallas
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    Hair and makeup are a little different than a...

    Hair and makeup are a little different than a tattoo. . .My back piece is based on a WW2 campaign, which was vastly different from the cross tattoo I wanted at 16. :p I didn't really wear makeup till...
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    That's based on a ton of assumptions and...

    That's based on a ton of assumptions and biases.... This is where that whole lady kissing the cow comes in, I think.

    ~Dallas
  30. I don't want to be colored no more. We used to...

    I don't want to be colored no more. We used to have an informal colored people's happy hour between me, the two Pakistani dudes, the Iraqi chick, and the Afro-Cuban, but once one of the...
  31. In some ways, yeah. Who else is going to make...

    In some ways, yeah. Who else is going to make potato salad that good?

    ~Dallas
  32. Yeah. Only recently has the black community even...

    Yeah. Only recently has the black community even BEGUN to address mental illness...I don't know what was done before hand... I know the perception (that I gleaned from others) was that being crazy...
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    Good. She can do what many other girls have...

    Good. She can do what many other girls have done... Waitress... Bartend... Dance.

    ~Dallas
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    When I first started working at The Flagship, I...

    When I first started working at The Flagship, I would take my Monroe (facial piercing above the lip, to the left side) out. I wasn't sure of the policy and I really didn't want to get sent home or...
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    I always thought Polish jokes were some of the...

    I always thought Polish jokes were some of the most racist shit white people do to each other. Never found the damned things funny,

    ~Dallas
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    As I said to a friend, Hollywood needs to start...

    As I said to a friend, Hollywood needs to start treating Christian Movie Goers like comic book movie goers. They know the source material better than you, and WILL NOT HESITATE TO POINT OUT YOUR...
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    I'm sorry. I'm just exhausted with dealing with...

    I'm sorry. I'm just exhausted with dealing with kids who don't know how to fucking act in public. Chris Rock needs to re-release this. Young black men have to realize that they are dealing with an...
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    Well, DAMN. ~Dallas

    Well, DAMN.

    ~Dallas
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    I've been too busy watching Venezuela explode and...

    I've been too busy watching Venezuela explode and go HAM. What did I miss?

    ~Dallas
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    Most respectable kinksters don't do Craigslist....

    Most respectable kinksters don't do Craigslist. :p

    ~Dallas
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    But the BDSM scene is minimal... though the...

    But the BDSM scene is minimal... though the male/female ratio...

    ~Dallas
  42. Thread: Olympic win!

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    He's taken, tho... ~Dallas

    He's taken, tho... <sadface>

    ~Dallas
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    I also got Missouri. I don't belong in a land...

    I also got Missouri. I don't belong in a land locked state.

    ~Dallas
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    Maybe if the black community would start holding...

    Maybe if the black community would start holding black men accountable for their behavior, this wouldn't keep happening. But no... that's too fucking hard and not lucrative enough.

    ~Dallas
  45. Because there's so much wrapped up in black and...

    Because there's so much wrapped up in black and white.

    ~Dallas
  46. Yes? I don't know where to begin here. I...

    Yes?

    I don't know where to begin here. I can't figure out where to begin here.

    But yes, it IS true... a black man can land a white woman with little effort. Me? I gotta work for mine. And I...
  47. Dave Matthews band didn't have that song... so......

    Dave Matthews band didn't have that song... so... yeah. :p

    ~Dallas
  48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIuidkkLjI ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIuidkkLjI

    ~Dallas
  49. Somewhere, Putin is snickering. ~Dallas

    Somewhere, Putin is snickering.

    ~Dallas
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    I know what my delicate female eyes read, Bok. ...

    I know what my delicate female eyes read, Bok.

    ~Dallas
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    The monkey pics of Bush wern't okay and neither...

    The monkey pics of Bush wern't okay and neither is this. Putin was being an asshat for this bullshit. Geez, Russia... do better.

    ~Dallas
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    You know, I can't either, but when you have the...

    You know, I can't either, but when you have the media pretending the tone deaf are the whole choir and ignore the abuses heaped down on women from the pop culture palace guards, the dumbing down and...
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    I'm a slut and totally am for paying for my own...

    I'm a slut and totally am for paying for my own damn birth control. If I'm not fucking, I'm not paying for you to fuck. End. Of. Story.

    ~Dallas
  54. That's still gaystapo bullshit and 25% of why I...

    That's still gaystapo bullshit and 25% of why I can't stand establishment QUILTBAGS.

    ~Dallas
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    I admit I didn't like it because it...

    I admit I didn't like it because it was...honestly triggering for me. It just reminded me of dealing with rude locals who have lived in Miami for 30 years, don't speak English and are straight up...
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    I am praying for an exciting and fun game in...

    I am praying for an exciting and fun game in which no one gets hurt, the waitresses, bartenders, and legal strippers make lots of money, and the sex traffikers of unwilling victims get caught.
    ...
  57. Bitcoin is still a valid idea, but waiting and...

    Bitcoin is still a valid idea, but waiting and seeing was also a valid idea, which won out in my mind.

    ~Dallas
  58. I really don't get it either. I really don't....

    I really don't get it either. I really don't. Fourteen year old boys are still thinking that the fart is the height of comedy. I mean, it IS... but - - - no.

    ~Dallas
  59. Thread: Keith Urban

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    Clean him up , and you have the current actor...

    Clean him up , and you have the current actor playing Superman, one Henry Cavill.

    http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2013/117/7/d/man_of_steel___henry_cavill_by_bijit69-d6385rr.jpg

    ~Dallas
  60. Thread: Keith Urban

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    Hey Philly, once you do that, you wanna be my tag...

    Hey Philly, once you do that, you wanna be my tag team partner against Gina Carano, current partner of...
    ...
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    YESSSS... when I was stripping, and found myself...

    YESSSS... when I was stripping, and found myself out on the town with friends, we would tip between 30% and 50%. We didn't skimp because we knew what that stuff was like.

    ~Dallas
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    Unless you get a black person who used to work in...

    Unless you get a black person who used to work in the service industry. But I will say that goes for EVERYTHING pretty much. EVERYTHING.

    ~Dallas
  63. or students in college who are not confident...

    or students in college who are not confident enough to seal the deal with the desired sex...

    ~Dallas
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    They didn't get me. At all. You're 74%...

    They didn't get me. At all.

    You're 74% conservative, 26% liberal.


    Liberal qualities
    You have a messy desk
    You like fusion cuisine
    You think it's okay for your partner to look at porn alone...
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    Don't compare the awesomeness of fetish to...

    Don't compare the awesomeness of fetish to whatever he's got going on.:p

    ~Dallas
  66. Like Eisenhower said... "Get it all on record now...

    Like Eisenhower said... "Get it all on record now - - get the films - - get the witnesses - - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say it never happened." a strong...
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    I fail to see the problem with putting Woody...

    I fail to see the problem with putting Woody Allen on blast at any time. Lunch time, Brunch time, Summer in the Hamptons time, Awards time. :)

    ~Dallas
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    It's to calibrate waist size. I get how to undo...

    It's to calibrate waist size. I get how to undo it but it just seems... stupid.

    ~Dallas
  69. That was quick. :chagrin: ~Dallas

    That was quick. :chagrin:


    ~Dallas
  70. Or that she hates herself by ignoring what should...

    Or that she hates herself by ignoring what should be her natural partner. :p




    Yes it is... its a playful implication a white person has to be sick to want a black person. So yeah, it's...
  71. Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant it in a derisive...

    Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant it in a derisive manner. Usually most people of a more recent vintage say 'swirl'. As in...
    ...
  72. Nope, I haven't been selling bedroom...

    Nope, I haven't been selling bedroom weapons/marital implements since... '11. :)

    ~Dallas
  73. $381.46 isn't an exact amount, but- - I've sold...

    $381.46 isn't an exact amount, but- - I've sold off a couple of these darlings.
    ...
  74. I follow the reciprocal rule... I say thank...

    I follow the reciprocal rule... I say thank you... if they issue a holiday greeting, I reciprocate:

    Le Me: That will be $381.46 - - I hope she likes it... thank you!

    Them: Thank you and Merry...
  75. That Christ comes first, that my identity as a...

    That Christ comes first, that my identity as a bisexual MUST be subservient in ALL ways (and He DID mean ALL) to my ID as A Christian. So if it means splitting from the political arm of the QUILTBAG...
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    This. When I was dancing...the Meathead brought...

    This. When I was dancing...the Meathead brought in the most amazing eggnog. I was about to order a shot to put in it when he told me that there was enough. I thought he was full of shit. NOPE.
    ...
  77. Pretty much. Though it is funny to see some of...

    Pretty much. Though it is funny to see some of the gay men I know finding out they have to cover maternity leave.

    ~Dallas
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    You understand what a RESTING bitch face is,...

    You understand what a RESTING bitch face is, right? It's the concept that some women look pissed when in reality, they have no emotion going on at all. Michelle Obama has that. Not her fault. She's...
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    This will never not be funny. This was the...

    This will never not be funny. This was the shining moment where Michelle Obama's resting bitch face was merited and understood by ALL women.

    ~Dallas
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    Pretty much. I often tell them that they push me...

    Pretty much. I often tell them that they push me closer into going back to church, despite being direct reflection of what drove me out.



    I tend to think of those as selectively militant.
    ...
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    No, there's 'another female', the chick in MA was...

    No, there's 'another female', the chick in MA was another female. Another girl who was interested was another female. Then there was that immature cunt.

    3-6 hours? :ptpt:

    ~Dallas
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    Every man is different. I know his *perceived*...

    Every man is different. I know his *perceived* (at least how he viewed her, she's married to someone else, therefore not his true parimary) primary in MA was the one he really wanted and I was okay...
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    Every man is different. I know his primary in MA...

    Every man is different. I know his primary in MA was the one he really wanted and I was okay with that. Totally okay. What made it hell was more the local girl's machinations to shut me out and her...
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    The way it turned out was that it wasn't as...

    The way it turned out was that it wasn't as male-centric as you think. He wasn't anyone's primary partner. What made it so much hell was that my feelings weren't respected. At all. It was more the...
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    I tried polyamory. Fuck everything about that...

    I tried polyamory. Fuck everything about that shit. If you're not conniving your way to the top or at the top, it's fucking hell.

    ~Dallas
  86. Do these people not read any sort of creepy...

    Do these people not read any sort of creepy gothic horror, dystopian sci-fi or anything? :chagrin:

    ~Dallas
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    But my collar says 'uppity colored'. And that's...

    But my collar says 'uppity colored'. And that's how I like it. :D

    ~Dallas
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    I know I'm late, as is my wont as colored folk,...

    I know I'm late, as is my wont as colored folk, but... Excuse me?


    ~Dallas
  89. Everything Nova said. . .Private schools and home...

    Everything Nova said. . .Private schools and home schoolers will be the only ones left knowing this. Nope.

    ~Dallas
  90. MIA-PHI . . . Gently intoxicated buisnessman who...

    MIA-PHI . . . Gently intoxicated buisnessman who had forgotten he was married, and he was getting more forgetful and more intoxicated as we went. And I was going to visit my boyfriend at the time, a...
  91. They can be educated that they CAN be...

    They can be educated that they CAN be perpetrators of a bias crime, that their skin is not protection.

    ~Dallas
  92. If her feet didn't smell like rotting cabbage,...

    If her feet didn't smell like rotting cabbage, yeah. I DID, however, get a kickass blue dress with her consent. :muwaha:

    ~Dallas
  93. America owns some pretty effing Godforsaken real...

    America owns some pretty effing Godforsaken real estate. We should use it. :p

    ~Dallas
  94. Missing link! Missing link! Literally. :D ...

    Missing link! Missing link! Literally. :D

    ~Dallas
  95. Yes... even in retail... "Hey, Carol said I could...

    Yes... even in retail... "Hey, Carol said I could have her sizing kit."

    "The HELL, you say!"

    *catfight ensues*

    Stripping is worse, one girl was in hospital for an OD and there was a fight...
  96. It might work... I usually am pretty calm after a...

    It might work... I usually am pretty calm after a productive visit to the restroom. :)

    ~Dallas
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    She could use a color tint. :p ~Dallas

    She could use a color tint. :p

    ~Dallas
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    My name has changed...yet again... Do your...

    My name has changed...yet again... Do your worst/best/most layered!

    ~Dallas
  99. Thread: It's Friday!!!!

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    This week I'm staying in. Next couple weeks, not...

    This week I'm staying in. Next couple weeks, not so much. Some will be because I'm working, others because... I'm not. ;)

    ~Dallas
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    I'd show this to the multiple redheaded men I...

    I'd show this to the multiple redheaded men I know (Ranging from true red to deep auburn) but then they would be insufferable. I'll start with the oldest. :devil: And i'm finding that I DO have a...
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