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    That sounds great, but I really wasn't planning...

    That sounds great, but I really wasn't planning on crossing multiple time zones just to get my ears lowered. At present, the closest haircut to me is in Georgia.

    ETA: this is also my chosen "shop...
  2. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Tonight, glazed ham on a bed of jasmine rice. ...

    Tonight, glazed ham on a bed of jasmine rice. Haven't decided what else yet. Probably some of these baby ruby sensations that I need to get eaten up.
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    I don't consider myself über-fastidious, but...

    I don't consider myself über-fastidious, but AFAIC, I can try to go back to enjoying life when I can get a damn haircut, which is presently at least two weeks away. :grind:
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    Live events: concerts, festivals, that sort of...

    Live events: concerts, festivals, that sort of thing.
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    So, my brother just got through dissolving his...

    So, my brother just got through dissolving his company completely. It no longer exists, even on paper. He used his own personal savings to ensure that employees got paid through the end of May,...
  6. No kidding. It's like they're trying to grow some...

    No kidding. It's like they're trying to grow some journalistic integrity or something.
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    Dear fellow animals: Today I am at my new...

    Dear fellow animals:

    Today I am at my new forever home! I'm enjoying the new place so far, and I get to go outside as much as I want due to something called a "doggie door."

    Immediately after...
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    Deer fellow animals: First of all, the "new...

    Deer fellow animals:

    First of all, the "new guy" is female. I am a she who has had multiple litters while in captivity in the hoarding situation in the place called "Florida."

    I an sorry for...
  9. Thread: Tweets

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    The answer is someone else.

    The answer is someone else.
  10. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Making traditional gravy...

    Making traditional gravy, for lack of a better short description.


    Best example of it that I have seen:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQWWNm0oLk
  11. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Total comfort food night: fried chicken, mac and...

    Total comfort food night: fried chicken, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and gravy, fried okra.
  12. Jesus Christ. I'm pretty much ready to take the...

    Jesus Christ. I'm pretty much ready to take the current foster dog to DC and have her kick Schumer right in the nuts.
  13. Thread: Meme

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    :rofl:

    :rofl:
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    Hello, fellow animals. I've been living in a...

    Hello, fellow animals.

    I've been living in a foster home with human daddy and uncle Adam for a couple of weeks now, while this thing called a virus has kept the shelter closed. I'm a rescue from...
  15. Thread: Meme

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  16. There you go. Insist that the mega-billion-dollar...

    There you go. Insist that the mega-billion-dollar multi-national corporation keep getting gigantic discounts from the USPS because ... reasons.



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    We went through all of this back in...
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    Pretty sure I liked Frosty's answer better.

    Pretty sure I liked Frosty's answer better.
  18. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Lemon-herb chicken breasts on a bed of curried...

    Lemon-herb chicken breasts on a bed of curried saffron rice with a side of spinach salad with mangoes and mandarin oranges. Basically just cleaning out the refrigerator and stuff that probably needs...
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    :doh:

    :doh:
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    What on earth is a UHT, and why are we milking...

    What on earth is a UHT, and why are we milking them?
  21. Where do you folks come up with this shit? Bok...

    Where do you folks come up with this shit? Bok has been claiming for more than fifteen years (with absolutely no basis in fact or reality) that the evil Republicans are going to do away with the...
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    What's for dinner?

    Last night was huevos rancheros. Reasonably simple, since we had fajitas two nights ago (with some really outstanding beef tenderloin grilled up by my brother). Eggs, refried beans, some nice salsa,...
  23. Thread: Meme

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  24. Thread: Meme

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    Meme in 3D: 2843

    Meme in 3D:


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  25. I'm sorry, but this story is incorrect. It is...

    I'm sorry, but this story is incorrect.

    It is "THE Ohio State University."
  26. Thread: Meme

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  27. Cool! We finally get a death star!

    Cool! We finally get a death star!
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    Oh, and one more thing to get the economy back:...

    Oh, and one more thing to get the economy back: stop showing these self-congratulatory commercials and the Goddamned music specials on every network.

    I swear to God I'm about to start shooting...
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    How to get the economy back in gear? Throw open...

    How to get the economy back in gear? Throw open the doors. We don't need some damned committee to tell us how to engage in commerce.

    Evermore, this entire farce is proving to be exactly that: a...
  31. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Great breakfast stuff. Just boil some up with...

    Great breakfast stuff. Just boil some up with some milk, toss in some blueberries, a little bit of brown sugar, and some cinnamon and you're killin' it. If you want to get fancy, dice in some...
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    Must be talking about those darkie germs.

    Must be talking about those darkie germs.
  33. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    The key is enough prepared horseradish to kill a...

    The key is enough prepared horseradish to kill a mule. And Worcestershire. LOTS of it.
  34. Thread: Quarantine Food

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    Oh, yum! Beer can chicken is something that I...

    Oh, yum! Beer can chicken is something that I haven't though of lately. That gives me a good idea.

    Easter Sunday was a proper eggs Benedict with broiled asparagus on a bed of white rice...
  35. Go fuck a cactus, Bill. You finally got the...

    Go fuck a cactus, Bill. You finally got the economic meltdown that you have personally, vocally advocated for just because you hate Trump. Now there's at least sixteen million Americans out of work...
  36. It's taken nearly three and a half years to get...

    It's taken nearly three and a half years to get the terrible economic news that they have all been desperate for, and they can't risk having any sort of rebound before November.
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    This is sounding and looking suspiciously like...

    This is sounding and looking suspiciously like "jobs created or saved." I'm beyond bored now; I'm frankly just pissed off at this point. Almost all of these deaths were people who, frankly, already...
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    All you need now is a rhinestone-encrusted white jumpsuit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmUXntGlqFI
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    Care-o-meter pretty much pegged at negative...

    Care-o-meter pretty much pegged at negative infinity.
  40. My guess is that the statute of limitations has...

    My guess is that the statute of limitations has long-since passed.
  41. Erm... According to this...

    Erm...
    According to this, he's an ER doc. It says that he's the CEO of an urgent care practice, but that doesn't necessarily mean that's where he's practicing.
  42. Thread: #fuckcancer

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    I am sorry for the loss. I'm sure it hurts you...

    I am sorry for the loss. I'm sure it hurts you and Joyce down to the core.

    Not to "blue sky" this, but at least she went relatively quickly. When I think back on my grandfather (pancreatic...
  43. Thread: Animals

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    I am SOOOOOOO stealing this....

    I am SOOOOOOO stealing this....
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    According to Leftist prognosticators, we ran out...

    According to Leftist prognosticators, we ran out of oil decades ago.

    Any company that can do that has been doing so for many years now.

    Let me introduce you to a place called New York City,...
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    :rofl:

    :rofl:
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    Heh! One year, my ex gave up chocolate for Lent....

    Heh! One year, my ex gave up chocolate for Lent. I made her swear to never do that again. Misery squared for anyone in her orbit during that time.


    Random person at work: "Good morning, Nikki."
    ...
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    58. You buying lottery tickets in line at the...

    58. You buying lottery tickets in line at the convenience market is hardly an essential activity. It never was, but now I have to stand six feet away while I buy actual essential items, like beer and...
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    Here, it's basically a de facto moratorium. ...

    Here, it's basically a de facto moratorium. Civil courts are not accepting new cases, and effectively are closed save for the most dire of circumstances (e.g. one family member wants to pull the...
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    56. Traffic is almost non-existent now, whereas...

    56. Traffic is almost non-existent now, whereas it's been a gigantic headache for the last few years here as the city has boomed. Despite this, though, everyone seems to be driving more slowly now,...
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    At least around here, it's sort of "bus courtesy"...

    At least around here, it's sort of "bus courtesy" to board in the front (where the fare machine is) and then depart out the back door. I would have to assume that they're just saying use the back...
  51. Count me as one of the contrarians here. This...

    Count me as one of the contrarians here.

    This very quickly turns into the "what is food" question. Bad way to go. I'm not at all inclined to like some governmental body deciding for me what is...
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    Supposedly, they're doing mortgage forgiveness as...

    Supposedly, they're doing mortgage forgiveness as well. It's all rather confusing and I think that the banks are going to get shat upon by the time this is all over.
  53. Thread: LAUNDRY IMPAIRED

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    My suggestion would be a cold, even ice-water...

    My suggestion would be a cold, even ice-water soak for a while. This will "set" the colors well (assuming that it's a colorful shirt, as most Hawaiian prints are), as well as free up the fibers to...
  54. Yes. She literally is a whore. The woman...

    Yes. She literally is a whore. The woman fake-blew Anderson Cooper during a New Years' show on CNN.

    I don't buy it. Maybe somehow Vanderbilt is just super-duper special, but I got tested there as...
  55. Thread: Tweets

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    Hey, I haven't been able to make a really decent...

    Hey, I haven't been able to make a really decent michelada for days!

    Fortunately, I found the lime hook-up across town this afternoon. Five fresh new limes ready for dicing, along with a couple...
  56. Thread: Tweets

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    That's great, Kroger. Now, can you please get...

    That's great, Kroger. Now, can you please get some limes in stock again? You've been out for over a week.
  57. Thread: Kingdom

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    You're close. It's about gay polygamous people...

    You're close. It's about gay polygamous people who keep tigers at their homes. And a murder plot. THEY are the ones battling for supremacy of the tiger world.
  58. Thread: Kingdom

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    As an additional note, in this time of social...

    As an additional note, in this time of social distancing, I'm just waiting for the day when the TV says "you have actually reached the end of hulu."
  59. Thread: Kingdom

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    I thought for a second that this was about Tiger...

    I thought for a second that this was about Tiger King. I have to admit that there is something truly fascinating about Joe Exotic. In a "watching a 47-car pileup on the 405 in slow-motion" kind of...
  60. Am I the only one who wants to stick him to a...

    Am I the only one who wants to stick him to a refrigerator?
  61. Roasted on a spit over an open flame is pretty...

    Roasted on a spit over an open flame is pretty good, too.
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    Well, just over an hour ago, my brother got...

    Well, just over an hour ago, my brother got through explaining to all of his employees that the company has no choice now but to close their doors, that he'll do whatever he can to get them their...
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    Posted to my brother's company's internet chat a...

    Posted to my brother's company's internet chat a few moments ago:

    "Anyone know a place to get hand sanitizer? I'm considering what I can get on silkroad: 'eight year old for sale as a scullery...
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    Yours didn't get cancelled? Mine was put off for...

    Yours didn't get cancelled? Mine was put off for six weeks.
  65. Back in high school, I had a friend whose family...

    Back in high school, I had a friend whose family had about a dozen chickens or so in a coop, mostly for the eggs. And they had a rather cunning rooster.

    This was in the mountains in North Carolina...
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    No, he can't. If he does so, then he faces...

    No, he can't. If he does so, then he faces gigantic tax implications, not to mention that he would then have to self-incorporate and take on all of Amazon's employees as his own, outside of Amazon.
    ...
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    OK, Peter Gunn may have won the thread. MAY...

    OK, Peter Gunn may have won the thread. MAY have.

    But I'm going to toss in this one like a live grenade. I give you: the Pink Panther!



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBupII3LH_Q
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    Good one! How did I somehow not know that Leslie...

    Good one! How did I somehow not know that Leslie Nielson was in the original Hawaii 5-0?


    Anyway, it reminded me of a couple of others:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ
  69. I'll get the falcon and meet you there. Of...

    I'll get the falcon and meet you there. Of course, the fact that the place has been in a civil war for the last forty years or so may be a bit of a downer, but the beaches are still pretty good.
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    Best TV show theme songs

    Pick your best three. They need to be actual songs, not Rod Serling talking over some music. Also, "Friends" doesn't count (too obvious).

    My top pick:

    ...
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    Pffft. You're just pissed off because those of...

    Pffft. You're just pissed off because those of us with COVID19 are able to turn over a truck tire 148 times and you can only make it 136.

    :laugh:
  72. Well, I think that they're sort of over-analyzing...

    Well, I think that they're sort of over-analyzing here, but yeah. Chicken pox parties were a big deal when I was a kid.


    "Oh! Julie has chicken pox? We'll be right over! I'll bring the chicken...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0 ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0

    Eric Carmen, ladies and gentlemen, and a medley of his hit. Singular.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cS5aCozhcA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cS5aCozhcA
  76. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvoRRMSSGU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvoRRMSSGU
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    I have to admit that does sound rather better...

    I have to admit that does sound rather better than my grandmother's "axe and a stump" method when I was growing up.
  79. Probably not really "social distancing" when it...

    Probably not really "social distancing" when it comes to doing that with a neighbor, but we'll let it slide for now.
  80. I've also been working on improving my Béarnaise...

    I've also been working on improving my Béarnaise sauce. While there was a run on toilet paper and Purel, there was not a run on shallots or vinegar (wine was a different story). So, I've been...
  81. Name something good that you've been able to do while "social distancing"

    Anything will work, but it has to be something that you did on your own, at home: delivering medicine to the elderly is great, but that's not the point here. This is about personal enrichment, for...
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    How dare you presume Schumer's gender...

    How dare you presume Schumer's gender identity?!?!

    Also, I'm pretty sure that any testicles that he ever had have long since been in Nancy's Louis Vuitton purse, so we can probably cross "man" off...
  83. They should just call it the "stupid challenge." ...

    They should just call it the "stupid challenge." Crazy Chinese virus or not, this was just astoundingly stupid on its face. Literally, in this case.
  84. Stupid, irrelevant whores gonna stupid,...

    Stupid, irrelevant whores gonna stupid, irrelevant whore, apparently.

    1242894756415332352


    There's a long line of tweets completely busting her claim. She's not actually hooked up to even...
  85. Both correct, but I was actually thinking about...

    Both correct, but I was actually thinking about Lindsay Lohan. And it was Venice, not Beverly Hills.

    Meh. They all start to look the same to me in fairly short order.
  86. Well, I always wanted to visit both Venus and...

    Well, I always wanted to visit both Venus and Saturn, but being either crushed to death by inherent gravitational forces or dying in an horrific inhalation of violently poisonous gasses never really...
  87. I think that we passed "probably" about four...

    I think that we passed "probably" about four exits back.
  88. "The man attempted to reroute himself around the...

    "The man attempted to reroute himself around the accident but immediately stepped on a Lego."

    :rofl:
  89. Isn't this the same dingbat who got caught...

    Isn't this the same dingbat who got caught stealing jewelry from some high-end Rodeo Drive store?
  90. Thread: Amish

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    Fair enough, but then why not have a 36' X 81'...

    Fair enough, but then why not have a 36' X 81' shed? Or a 45' X 81'?
  91. Thread: Amish

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    Why 81 feet? Seems a bit odd for a shed.

    Why 81 feet? Seems a bit odd for a shed.
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    Mostly because you clearly don't have the...

    Mostly because you clearly don't have the slightest fucking idea how companies work. Hint: Neither Amazon, nor Bezos, can simply write a check to cover paid sick leave.

    But then again, you were...
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    No, he hasn't. That's another lie from the Left,...

    No, he hasn't. That's another lie from the Left, unsurprisingly.


    He has done no such thing. Literally not a single word you have said here is true or even close to being true.
  95. Thread: No cure for you!!

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    Your link is bullshit, and the claim is bullshit....

    Your link is bullshit, and the claim is bullshit. A drug that has been in production and common use for decades is not going to be suddenly depleted if a few doctors suddenly write additional...
  96. They literally do exactly that...

    They literally do exactly that.
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    But, but...orange man BAD!

    But, but...orange man BAD!
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    :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:
  99. Thread: Tweets

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    It's good that they got right on top of that. In...

    It's good that they got right on top of that. In three days.
  100. Thread: Tweets

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