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  1. Count me as one of the contrarians here. This...

    Count me as one of the contrarians here.

    This very quickly turns into the "what is food" question. Bad way to go. I'm not at all inclined to like some governmental body deciding for me what is...
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    Supposedly, they're doing mortgage forgiveness as...

    Supposedly, they're doing mortgage forgiveness as well. It's all rather confusing and I think that the banks are going to get shat upon by the time this is all over.
  3. Thread: LAUNDRY IMPAIRED

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    My suggestion would be a cold, even ice-water...

    My suggestion would be a cold, even ice-water soak for a while. This will "set" the colors well (assuming that it's a colorful shirt, as most Hawaiian prints are), as well as free up the fibers to...
  4. Yes. She literally is a whore. The woman...

    Yes. She literally is a whore. The woman fake-blew Anderson Cooper during a New Years' show on CNN.

    I don't buy it. Maybe somehow Vanderbilt is just super-duper special, but I got tested there as...
  5. Thread: Tweets

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    Hey, I haven't been able to make a really decent...

    Hey, I haven't been able to make a really decent michelada for days!

    Fortunately, I found the lime hook-up across town this afternoon. Five fresh new limes ready for dicing, along with a couple...
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    That's great, Kroger. Now, can you please get...

    That's great, Kroger. Now, can you please get some limes in stock again? You've been out for over a week.
  7. Thread: Kingdom

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    You're close. It's about gay polygamous people...

    You're close. It's about gay polygamous people who keep tigers at their homes. And a murder plot. THEY are the ones battling for supremacy of the tiger world.
  8. Thread: Kingdom

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    As an additional note, in this time of social...

    As an additional note, in this time of social distancing, I'm just waiting for the day when the TV says "you have actually reached the end of hulu."
  9. Thread: Kingdom

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    I thought for a second that this was about Tiger...

    I thought for a second that this was about Tiger King. I have to admit that there is something truly fascinating about Joe Exotic. In a "watching a 47-car pileup on the 405 in slow-motion" kind of...
  10. Am I the only one who wants to stick him to a...

    Am I the only one who wants to stick him to a refrigerator?
  11. Roasted on a spit over an open flame is pretty...

    Roasted on a spit over an open flame is pretty good, too.
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    Well, just over an hour ago, my brother got...

    Well, just over an hour ago, my brother got through explaining to all of his employees that the company has no choice now but to close their doors, that he'll do whatever he can to get them their...
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    Posted to my brother's company's internet chat a...

    Posted to my brother's company's internet chat a few moments ago:

    "Anyone know a place to get hand sanitizer? I'm considering what I can get on silkroad: 'eight year old for sale as a scullery...
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    Yours didn't get cancelled? Mine was put off for...

    Yours didn't get cancelled? Mine was put off for six weeks.
  15. Back in high school, I had a friend whose family...

    Back in high school, I had a friend whose family had about a dozen chickens or so in a coop, mostly for the eggs. And they had a rather cunning rooster.

    This was in the mountains in North Carolina...
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    No, he can't. If he does so, then he faces...

    No, he can't. If he does so, then he faces gigantic tax implications, not to mention that he would then have to self-incorporate and take on all of Amazon's employees as his own, outside of Amazon.
    ...
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    OK, Peter Gunn may have won the thread. MAY...

    OK, Peter Gunn may have won the thread. MAY have.

    But I'm going to toss in this one like a live grenade. I give you: the Pink Panther!



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBupII3LH_Q
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    Good one! How did I somehow not know that Leslie...

    Good one! How did I somehow not know that Leslie Nielson was in the original Hawaii 5-0?


    Anyway, it reminded me of a couple of others:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ
  19. I'll get the falcon and meet you there. Of...

    I'll get the falcon and meet you there. Of course, the fact that the place has been in a civil war for the last forty years or so may be a bit of a downer, but the beaches are still pretty good.
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    Best TV show theme songs

    Pick your best three. They need to be actual songs, not Rod Serling talking over some music. Also, "Friends" doesn't count (too obvious).

    My top pick:

    ...
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    Pffft. You're just pissed off because those of...

    Pffft. You're just pissed off because those of us with COVID19 are able to turn over a truck tire 148 times and you can only make it 136.

    :laugh:
  22. Well, I think that they're sort of over-analyzing...

    Well, I think that they're sort of over-analyzing here, but yeah. Chicken pox parties were a big deal when I was a kid.


    "Oh! Julie has chicken pox? We'll be right over! I'll bring the chicken...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0 ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0

    Eric Carmen, ladies and gentlemen, and a medley of his hit. Singular.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cS5aCozhcA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cS5aCozhcA
  26. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvoRRMSSGU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvoRRMSSGU
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    I have to admit that does sound rather better...

    I have to admit that does sound rather better than my grandmother's "axe and a stump" method when I was growing up.
  29. Probably not really "social distancing" when it...

    Probably not really "social distancing" when it comes to doing that with a neighbor, but we'll let it slide for now.
  30. I've also been working on improving my Béarnaise...

    I've also been working on improving my Béarnaise sauce. While there was a run on toilet paper and Purel, there was not a run on shallots or vinegar (wine was a different story). So, I've been...
  31. Name something good that you've been able to do while "social distancing"

    Anything will work, but it has to be something that you did on your own, at home: delivering medicine to the elderly is great, but that's not the point here. This is about personal enrichment, for...
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    How dare you presume Schumer's gender...

    How dare you presume Schumer's gender identity?!?!

    Also, I'm pretty sure that any testicles that he ever had have long since been in Nancy's Louis Vuitton purse, so we can probably cross "man" off...
  33. They should just call it the "stupid challenge." ...

    They should just call it the "stupid challenge." Crazy Chinese virus or not, this was just astoundingly stupid on its face. Literally, in this case.
  34. Stupid, irrelevant whores gonna stupid,...

    Stupid, irrelevant whores gonna stupid, irrelevant whore, apparently.

    1242894756415332352


    There's a long line of tweets completely busting her claim. She's not actually hooked up to even...
  35. Both correct, but I was actually thinking about...

    Both correct, but I was actually thinking about Lindsay Lohan. And it was Venice, not Beverly Hills.

    Meh. They all start to look the same to me in fairly short order.
  36. Well, I always wanted to visit both Venus and...

    Well, I always wanted to visit both Venus and Saturn, but being either crushed to death by inherent gravitational forces or dying in an horrific inhalation of violently poisonous gasses never really...
  37. I think that we passed "probably" about four...

    I think that we passed "probably" about four exits back.
  38. "The man attempted to reroute himself around the...

    "The man attempted to reroute himself around the accident but immediately stepped on a Lego."

    :rofl:
  39. Isn't this the same dingbat who got caught...

    Isn't this the same dingbat who got caught stealing jewelry from some high-end Rodeo Drive store?
  40. Thread: Amish

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    Fair enough, but then why not have a 36' X 81'...

    Fair enough, but then why not have a 36' X 81' shed? Or a 45' X 81'?
  41. Thread: Amish

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    Why 81 feet? Seems a bit odd for a shed.

    Why 81 feet? Seems a bit odd for a shed.
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    Mostly because you clearly don't have the...

    Mostly because you clearly don't have the slightest fucking idea how companies work. Hint: Neither Amazon, nor Bezos, can simply write a check to cover paid sick leave.

    But then again, you were...
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    No, he hasn't. That's another lie from the Left,...

    No, he hasn't. That's another lie from the Left, unsurprisingly.


    He has done no such thing. Literally not a single word you have said here is true or even close to being true.
  45. Thread: No cure for you!!

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    Your link is bullshit, and the claim is bullshit....

    Your link is bullshit, and the claim is bullshit. A drug that has been in production and common use for decades is not going to be suddenly depleted if a few doctors suddenly write additional...
  46. They literally do exactly that...

    They literally do exactly that.
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    But, but...orange man BAD!

    But, but...orange man BAD!
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    :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:
  49. Thread: Tweets

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    It's good that they got right on top of that. In...

    It's good that they got right on top of that. In three days.
  50. Thread: Tweets

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    1242509926171398148

    1242509926171398148
  51. Well, this is probably the second most unfortunate name I've ever seen trend on twitter

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    The most unfortunate name ever, though, belongs to NASCAR:

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    That was the help that my brother's small company...

    That was the help that my brother's small company needed to pay employees on Friday.

    But hey, fuck all those folks making $45K/year, because we don't want to give money to corporations!
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    On a somewhat more positive note, we now have...

    On a somewhat more positive note, we now have drive-through booze in Tennessee.
  54. Thread: Stupid Together

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    I'm reasonably confident that Amazon would make...

    I'm reasonably confident that Amazon would make an exception if it were a case of them being able to publicly say "we got the kids back in school."
  55. Thread: Stupid Together

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    Amazon can literally have them there in a few...

    Amazon can literally have them there in a few hours, if someone really wanted to get them there.


    Maybe, just maybe, we're just a little too dependent upon computers for teaching schoolchildren...
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    "Twitter said it, so it must be true!" Jumping...

    "Twitter said it, so it must be true!"

    Jumping Jesus on a fucking rocket-powered pogo stick, you are more blinded by hatred than words in the English language can even describe.

    Stop sheltering...
  57. Go blow it out your ass, Lady Bok.

    Go blow it out your ass, Lady Bok.
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    Send lawyers, guns, and money. Nashville is...

    Send lawyers, guns, and money. Nashville is officially closed for business.

    We passed "absurd" about three exits back.
  59. My dentist called the other day and put off my...

    My dentist called the other day and put off my regular cleaning for six weeks, said that they are effectively closing the office during that time. Not a big deal for me, since this is just a routine...
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    My brother and I have decided that we're going to...

    My brother and I have decided that we're going to go get a wheelbarrow and push it up and down the street shouting "bring out ye dead!"
  61. Thread: Tweets

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    :blowpop: Due to current flight restrictions,...

    :blowpop:

    Due to current flight restrictions, we would have to send her by cargo ship. Unfortunately, international shipping requirements mandate that we would have to drill air holes in the crate...
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    Give it up.

    Give it up.
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    Stopped reading right there. Slate has less than...

    Stopped reading right there. Slate has less than zero credibility anyway, and the Trump administration literally never said anything remotely like the virus did not pose a threat. They were very...
  64. That's one big-ass Dutch oven.

    That's one big-ass Dutch oven.
  65. That depends entirely upon the state and the...

    That depends entirely upon the state and the trade involved. I can theoretically be an HVAC tech in Tennessee, but if I show up in a truck that doesn't have a state licence number on it, they can...
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    Even though I obviously disagree with her...

    Even though I obviously disagree with her politically, she was the closest thing to sane that the Democrats had to offer this time. I recognize and appreciate her military service and it seems to me...
  67. One of my favorite bits from Ellen DeGeneres back...

    One of my favorite bits from Ellen DeGeneres back in her stand-up days:

    "You know that you have been cooped up with someone too long when you start yelling at them 'would you please stop that! All...
  68. You have utterly no clue how construction works...

    You have utterly no clue how construction works in NYC, apparently.
  69. Don Lemon doesn't have two neurons within spark...

    Don Lemon doesn't have two neurons within spark gap range.
  70. If there is anything that this silly event has...

    If there is anything that this silly event has taught me, it's that any prepper should plan for a LOT of entertainment. In just a few days, everyone is utterly stir-crazy.


    Diary of a prepper:
    ...
  71. Bok and Norm finally got the recession that they...

    Bok and Norm finally got the recession that they have so desperately wanted. Now they can pat themselves on the back for helping to hurt literally the entire country in the name of politics.

    Good...
  72. It reminds me of the scene in Farris Beuller when...

    It reminds me of the scene in Farris Beuller when he's getting a balloon delivery:

    "I've heard that you have lost your pluck
    I'm here to help cheer you up
    Because I'm the nurse who likes to..."...
  73. Well, Boober Eats was bound to happen with the covid scare

    https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-a-meal-delivery-service-where-dancers-bring-food-directly-to-your-door-to-your-home/
  74. Seems like a good idea on its face, but wouldn't...

    Seems like a good idea on its face, but wouldn't it be better to have seniors come, say, between 3:30 and 4:30 since Golden Corral is closed anyway?

    :: running away::
  75. I was just thinking that I could get by selling...

    I was just thinking that I could get by selling "hand sanitizer" in Mason jars.
  76. At this point, a still

    At this point, a still
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    Also, about the only way remaining to make money...

    Also, about the only way remaining to make money in the travel biz is selling cruises, and that's certainly not only dead, but the body burned, buried, covered in lye, and the whole area condemned as...
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    Well, the travel biz had already been effectively...

    Well, the travel biz had already been effectively murdered by the internet, so I was already transitioning into a new career, acting as a liason between the Vanderbilt PD and other local services...
  79. Like I said before, stock up on corn on the cob...

    Like I said before, stock up on corn on the cob and you take care of both the TP shortage and any food shortage. Plus, you get in some social distancing (I really hate that phrase now).
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    I think that "interstate" is meant in the literal...

    I think that "interstate" is meant in the literal sense of saying that I can't go from Tennessee to Alabama, regardless of whether that's driving down 65 or flying into BHM. One way or the other,...
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    I think that I will stock up on corn on the cob....

    I think that I will stock up on corn on the cob. May as well kill two birds with one virus.
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    OK, trying this on the phone. No. Fuck it. I...

    OK, trying this on the phone.

    No. Fuck it. I can't make this work.
  83. Thread: Sports

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    Sports

    There are none.
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    It sounds almost like you have thought this...

    It sounds almost like you have thought this through or something. :ROFL:

    Phone posting, so this is a little difficult (have electricity, but still no internet while they replace the poles in the...
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    Your ideal romantic weekend foodgasm

    OK, so you're sequestered at home for whatever reason: maybe you are hiding out from covid, maybe you just want to hide from the world, maybe you just want some quality snuggle time.

    You and your...
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    We're all gonna die!!!! Or, in a more sane...

    We're all gonna die!!!!



    Or, in a more sane universe, this will all be over in a few days and all of this panic will look incredibly foolish.
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    Because for those of us who are actually engaged...

    Because for those of us who are actually engaged in actual, objective, factual reality, words actually mean things.
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    That is approximately eight billion light-years...

    That is approximately eight billion light-years from anything even vaguely resembling a "bromance."
  89. Thread: Swap Biden out

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    Yes, but steeling oneself to learn from mistakes...

    Yes, but steeling oneself to learn from mistakes and do better in the next round is just so out-of-touch nowadays. Better to find lots of places to try to lay blame instead of some introspection and...
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    It's still not a distortion, nor does it change...

    It's still not a distortion, nor does it change the facts.

    Let's say, in my hypothetical about Jack and Diane, that Diane moves into Jack's apartment and immediately becomes a housewife with $0...
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    I admit to paraphrasing, but what I said was not...

    I admit to paraphrasing, but what I said was not in any way dissimilar from what had transpired before.

    Mark did indeed say that two adults living together is cheaper than living separately, you...
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    Well, she's a woman, so we can pay her less. ...

    Well, she's a woman, so we can pay her less.


    :bolt:
  93. Thread: Tweets

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    1236357579942608904 *snicker*

    1236357579942608904

    *snicker*
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    No. I did, however, learn basic budgeting back in...

    No. I did, however, learn basic budgeting back in middle school. This is not complicated math. Let's recap:

    Initial premise, set forth by Mark: "It costs less for two people to live together than...
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    Good Lord. 1235600065789648897

    Good Lord.


    1235600065789648897
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    For anyone dissatisfied with the remaining field,...

    For anyone dissatisfied with the remaining field, you now have an alternative:

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    What "attempted bromance?" Use actual facts.

    What "attempted bromance?" Use actual facts.
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    So, other than rent/mortgage (usually the largest...

    So, other than rent/mortgage (usually the largest monthly expense for people on the lower end of the economic spectrum), utilities (often the second-largest monthly expense for people on the lower...
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    :wtf: Seriously?

    :wtf:

    Seriously?
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    That's just cruel and unusual punishment at this...

    That's just cruel and unusual punishment at this point.
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