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    Basic Third Grade Test

    Supposedly covers third grade material (not sure about this) and 90+% can't pass it (also don't know about this claim).

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    Yes, I passed: 100%.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Too long, but I finished anyway. Your Score: 99%

    I screwed up with the humorous v the ephemera.
    "I hear a lot of people say "Assless Chaps" without realizing that chaps don't actually have a bum part. So basically the word "assless" is only used to make the statement more amusing or "shocking". You could probably achieve the same effect through saying "Chaps made from dead orphan skin", although that particular detail would definitely make it different from regular chaps." - some blogger

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    Your Score: 98%
    Grade: A+!
    Incredible! You DID pass the test. Well done! You remember all the important stuff from 3rd grade.

    I just whiffed on the river question, and I mis-clicked on the division question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Your Score: 98%
    Grade: A+!
    Incredible! You DID pass the test. Well done! You remember all the important stuff from 3rd grade.

    I just whiffed on the river question, and I mis-clicked on the division question.
    Third Grade problems.

    *runs like the wind*
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Your Score: 98%
    Grade: A+!
    Incredible! You DID pass the test. Well done! You remember all the important stuff from 3rd grade.

    I just whiffed on the river question, and I mis-clicked on the division question.
    Your Score: 99%
    Grade: A+!
    Incredible! You DID pass the test. Well done! You remember all the important stuff from 3rd grade.
    I missed one, sloppy cursoring. It's always a risk when these things are long and easy. I was annoyed at myself, but I'll challenge any third grader on even terms: Let the little rascal down two tall glasses of wine and I'll take him down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Your Score: 98%
    Grade: A+!
    Incredible! You DID pass the test. Well done! You remember all the important stuff from 3rd grade.

    I just whiffed on the river question, and I mis-clicked on the division question.
    The division question slowed me down because on my screen it appeared to say 14.45 divided by 9.
    "I hear a lot of people say "Assless Chaps" without realizing that chaps don't actually have a bum part. So basically the word "assless" is only used to make the statement more amusing or "shocking". You could probably achieve the same effect through saying "Chaps made from dead orphan skin", although that particular detail would definitely make it different from regular chaps." - some blogger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Third Grade problems.
    Sister Muriel used to say I made "careless mistakes" .
    "I hear a lot of people say "Assless Chaps" without realizing that chaps don't actually have a bum part. So basically the word "assless" is only used to make the statement more amusing or "shocking". You could probably achieve the same effect through saying "Chaps made from dead orphan skin", although that particular detail would definitely make it different from regular chaps." - some blogger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    Sister Muriel used to say I made "careless mistakes" .
    Same.

    It was true.

    Took me quite a while to overcome that (I was bored, skimmed, read too fast, ate sugar at lunch - take your pick).

    It was true, though.

    Didn't get over it until money (for me) was on the line and then I straightened right up.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Didn't take the quiz but wondering how much of it has to do with today's real life...
    Anything helpful kids are learning in school? Even to speak English?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Marva View Post
    Didn't take the quiz but wondering how much of it has to do with today's real life...
    Anything helpful kids are learning in school? Even to speak English?
    Well, taking the test would answer some of those questions.
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