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    Happy 244th birthday, USMC

    I've had it in my head all day that today was the 9th, not the 10th, so I apologize for the late recognition. Happy birthday, USMC!
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    Thank you, it was a glorious birthday.

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    An Airforce Pilot, Army Engineer, and Marine crash land in the rainforest.

    They are surrounded by a tribe of cannibals and are approached by the chief of the tribe. The chief says they are going to eat them and use their skin for canoes, but they can choose their own method of death.

    The pilot shoots himself with his sidearm, and the engineer asks for some fast acting poison.

    Now, the Marine thinks for a while, and finally he asks for a fork. Even though the chief is confused, he is a man of his word and gives him a fork. When the Marine begins stabbing himself repeatedly all over with the fork the chief asks "What in the everliving fuck are you doing?" To which the Marine replies "FUCK YOUR CANOES!".
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Marine versus the taliban.

    A Taliban leader was leading a team on a patrol when he hears from over the hill; ”One Marine vs. two Taliban!”

    So the Taliban leader sends two of his guys, hears a firefight for a little while. He thinks he won until he hears; ”One Marine vs. five Taliban!

    The Taliban leader sends five more of his guys and again hears a firefight, the dust settles and he hears; ”One Marine vs. all the Taliban!

    The Taliban leader sends the rest of his guys and starts calling in reinforcements. He hears the firefight again and is getting ready to send everyone else when one of his fighters comes over the hill on his hands and knees barely alive. The Taliban fighter’s last words were; ”Don’t do it! There's two of them!”
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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