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    We are so fucked.

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    We are so fucked.

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    We are so fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gary m View Post
    Oooo! Ooooo! (Waves hand frantically!)

    I had meth-gators and giant wolf heads!
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Oooo! Ooooo! (Waves hand frantically!)

    I had meth-gators and giant wolf heads!
    I had murder hornets or Whitmer chosen as Biden VP running mate.
    We are so fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gary m View Post
    I had murder hornets or Whitmer chosen as Biden VP running mate.
    Well, there's your problem - they can both be defeated in the backyard with brake cleaner. Give it a try.

    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    I'm trying to envision Biden's cabinet.

    I can see Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan replacing Dr. Ben Carson for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

    And Rep. Ayanna Pressley for Treasury.

    Gov. Whitmer maybe for the EPA.
    • “Weakness is refusing to take responsibility for your own actions, weakness is pointing your finger at someone else in a time of crisis." — Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, blaming Trump.
    • "We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by the, you know, you know, the thing." —Joe Biden, explaining the Creator.
    • "The way I see it, there's always, c'mon, there's always money. It's there." —Elizabeth Warren, explaining socialism.
    • “The interesting thing about the Green New Deal is it wasn’t originally a climate thing at all.... We really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing.” —Saikat Chakrabarti, then AOC's Chief of Staff.
    • "We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." —CNN's Don Lemon, showing how to stop demonizing people.


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    Elizabeth Warren for Secr. of Education, obviously.

    Hunter Biden (the token cismale here) for Ambassador to China.

    Robert De Niro for Attorney General.
    • “Weakness is refusing to take responsibility for your own actions, weakness is pointing your finger at someone else in a time of crisis." — Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, blaming Trump.
    • "We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by the, you know, you know, the thing." —Joe Biden, explaining the Creator.
    • "The way I see it, there's always, c'mon, there's always money. It's there." —Elizabeth Warren, explaining socialism.
    • “The interesting thing about the Green New Deal is it wasn’t originally a climate thing at all.... We really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing.” —Saikat Chakrabarti, then AOC's Chief of Staff.
    • "We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." —CNN's Don Lemon, showing how to stop demonizing people.


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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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