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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Depending upon exactly which version you believe, Batman's parents were murdered in one fashion or another in front of him (gunned down in an alley in a robbery gone awry is the most common version). Hence, if the kid wants to be Batman, his parents have to get whacked.



    But, of course, if you have to explain it, it isn't really funny anymore....
    In that case, it was kind of sick to begin with, wasn't it? But one person's funny is another person's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Depending upon exactly which version you believe, Batman's parents were murdered in one fashion or another in front of him (gunned down in an alley in a robbery gone awry is the most common version). Hence, if the kid wants to be Batman, his parents have to get whacked.
    I had to laugh. We ARE talking about comic books, after all.

    But, of course, if you have to explain it, it isn't really funny anymore....
    No, it's funny.
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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    They stole that one girl's shoes, too. Thankfully, it looks like Famous Footwear took pity on her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post


    They stole that one girl's shoes, too. Thankfully, it looks like Famous Footwear took pity on her.


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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Just to clarify, I was never that girl.

    I sort of twitch slightly when I even touch the bottle.
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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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