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    Funnies

    “Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”
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    LOL!

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    “Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”
    - Martin Luther

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    “Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”
    - Martin Luther

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michele View Post


    Don't get it
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    And may your bullets shoot as swell As Fred Bear's arrow's flew; And may your nose work just as well As Jack O'Connor's too.
    May winds be never at your tail When stalking down the steep; May bears be never on your trail When packing out your sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frostbit View Post
    Don't get it
    You never played "Duck, Duck, Goose!"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeste Chalfonte View Post
    You never played "Duck, Duck, Goose!"?
    Nope!! Complex
    Rules?
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    May fordings never be too deep, And alders not too thick; May rock slides never be too steep And ridges not too slick.
    And may your bullets shoot as swell As Fred Bear's arrow's flew; And may your nose work just as well As Jack O'Connor's too.
    May winds be never at your tail When stalking down the steep; May bears be never on your trail When packing out your sheep.
    May the hundred pounds upon you Not make you break or trip; And may the plane in which you flew Await you at the strip.
    -Seth Peterson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frostbit View Post
    Nope!! Complex
    Rules?
    You sit in a circle. One person is "it". You pat each person on the head saying duck or goose. When you say goose, that person is it and tries to get up and run and tag you before you sit down. Otherwise, they're it and the process repeats.


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    And now the truth comes out: Frosty actually was raised by wolves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    And now the truth comes out: Frosty actually was raised by wolves.
    I was thinking the duck and goose looked pretty tasty.
    __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________
    May fordings never be too deep, And alders not too thick; May rock slides never be too steep And ridges not too slick.
    And may your bullets shoot as swell As Fred Bear's arrow's flew; And may your nose work just as well As Jack O'Connor's too.
    May winds be never at your tail When stalking down the steep; May bears be never on your trail When packing out your sheep.
    May the hundred pounds upon you Not make you break or trip; And may the plane in which you flew Await you at the strip.
    -Seth Peterson

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