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    Leftists have unquestionably demonstrated their hatred for due process, and Democrats have undeniably obstructed justice for, and thoroughly victim-shamed and smeared, Karen Monahan.

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    Not exactly geek humor, but still, I LOLed:


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    Leftists have unquestionably demonstrated their hatred for due process, and Democrats have undeniably obstructed justice for, and thoroughly victim-shamed and smeared, Karen Monahan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillygirl View Post
    And that is exactly why people invite them to parties...once.
    Why? I thought they were all pretty funny except the Newton and Pascal one. Too much physicis for this language major.

    I did think the engineer was going to be more creative and figure if he got close enough, he could get the woman to come to him, since she had no restrictions on her movements, but that may be because my dad and brother-in-law were not typical no-social-skills engineering types. Engineers with a well-developed sense of mischief.

    ETA: OK, I don't get the stormtrooper and redshirt one. But I REALLY like "installed java."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeste Chalfonte View Post
    ETA: OK, I don't get the stormtrooper and redshirt one. But I REALLY like "installed java."
    There's a co-mingling of two running sci-fi jokes. The first is that stormtroopers can't shoot for shit. If you watch closely at the shooting scenes in the Star Wars movies (particularly the first one), these guys just have all sorts of ample time to get their shot off and take out Leia or Luke or whomever, but they still miss by a country mile. The other joke is that the redshirt always dies. In pretty much every episode of the original Star Trek, whenever anyone in a red shirt beamed to the surface of a planet, it was a one-way trip for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    There's a co-mingling of two running sci-fi jokes. The first is that stormtroopers can't shoot for shit. If you watch closely at the shooting scenes in the Star Wars movies (particularly the first one), these guys just have all sorts of ample time to get their shot off and take out Leia or Luke or whomever, but they still miss by a country mile. The other joke is that the redshirt always dies. In pretty much every episode of the original Star Trek, whenever anyone in a red shirt beamed to the surface of a planet, it was a one-way trip for him.
    LOL! If you are not the leading character on any 'Security Team', if you mainly stay in the 'circuitry room', or if you wear the same costume as the other 5 people - you are toast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    There's a co-mingling of two running sci-fi jokes. The first is that stormtroopers can't shoot for shit. If you watch closely at the shooting scenes in the Star Wars movies (particularly the first one), these guys just have all sorts of ample time to get their shot off and take out Leia or Luke or whomever, but they still miss by a country mile. The other joke is that the redshirt always dies. In pretty much every episode of the original Star Trek, whenever anyone in a red shirt beamed to the surface of a planet, it was a one-way trip for him.
    Oh. So that was actually a pop culture joke. That explains it.
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    "35% of my party believes that Obama's a Muslim born in Kenya; [Trump's] locked that crowd down."

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    I need to stop reading this thread. I'm coming to the conclusion that "geek humor" is an oxymoron. OK, I teed it up....
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